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Stand up comedian & some other shit. Detroit to the DMV

Washington, DC
Joined December 2023
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Updated list of shows I got coming up. Bump into me!
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Don’t nobody care nigga, yall already blew it. Tap dancing ass boys.
Had a sit-down with @AbdulElSayed on 6 Mile. Go check it out on the This Is Not a Real Podcast YouTube channel.
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FIGHTING FOR SAYED!
An altercation broke out yesterday at a voting location in Eastpointe.
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Seen people being weird about this song & “the state of hip hop”. All I hear is a clear theme, lingo, and call & response. Elements that have always been present in the music. This is definitely hip hop and ain’t nothing wrong with it.
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lol. They don’t feel shit. The little $500 they got paid is spent and they are on to the next grift.
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NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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nobody: me celebrating el sayed winning but soundin churchy mispronouncing everything: Let’s give Allah a great big hand 👏🏾
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Obama taught him The Voice like a bene gesserit lmao
El-Sayed: To AIPAC who spent $42 million against us. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to beat you twice.
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how dumb do yall niggas feel rn? @peezy__te
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i’m crying actual fucking tears man this is the funniest the tl has been since the kirkening
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A 2007 clip of Abdul El-Sayed delivering the commencement speech at the University of Michigan is going viral. "Like any true Michigan man, I'm always eager to spread the good word about Michigan."
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Unearthed video: Bill Clinton praises the 2007 University of Michigan senior speaker, Abdul El-Sayed, on his commencement speech "I don't want to embarrass your senior speaker. But I wish every person in the world who believes that we are fated to have a clash of civilizations and cannot reach across the religious divides could've heard you speak today. I just wish every person in the world could've heard you speak today."
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come to michigan
Having this tucked in the archives is crazy. I’m really excited to see what this guy is going to do with his position. We might just be witnessing the beginning of a new era of leadership!! Let us pray
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Nov 4th & it’s 75 degrees. Idec fuck it 😭
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double entendre, don’t even ask me how🤣🔥
In my personal opinion, if a man turns 30 and still hasn't achieved anything he's been working towards in life, he should just give up on the city life, move back to the village, pick up a hoe and start farming. 😂😭
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Mike rogers went to Howell high school in the 80’s lol he fasho ain’t got black peoples best interest at heart
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“first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” #Midterms2026
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"My name is Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, and I am so proud and honored to stand here as your Senator-elect from the great state of Michigan. Up until right about now, you might have noticed I always say 'Inshallah' or 'God willing' whenever the outcome of this race was mentioned. But today, tonight, we can turn that 'Inshallah' into a 'Alhamdulillah!'"
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Native Americans the people who literally started America and were just now getting one as a leader! Crazy they deserve so much better
Democrat Deb Haaland has won the election for governor in New Mexico. She will make history as the first Native American woman to be governor.
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She was hip to everything
11 years ago, the Queen of Brooklyn gave this interview
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Live look in on Alabama
This is absolutely fucking sad
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