🟢 About to go in for my male to female transition surgery 🔴 If Gary Cardone doesn’t have sex with me after I will take what he loves

🟢 I say I live “on the beach” 🔴 I actually live in a $400,000 tiny home that is a 14 or 15 minute drive from the beach depending on whether I turn left or right out of my driveway

The look I give my first cousins before I have sex with them

🟢 I just want to have sex with Grant Cardone 🔴 Why won’t he love ezz like ezz loves him

🟢 I charge $450 per house, have 1 pressure washing truck and 2 people working for me and make $30k per week 🟢 I wash 66.66 houses per week while sitting on spaces for 14 hours a day 🔴 I shot a motherfucker for $92

🟢 I am 1/4 Native American 🔴 I just can’t remember the tribe name

🟢 Launching my coin today 🔴 I will rug the shit out of everyone because it’s my goddamn liquidity

🟢 I’m a dee-fer-rencha-rencha-renchial uhhh dee-fencheriatal schizophrenic 🔴 I wish Gary Cardone would notice me

🟢 Do you see my new profile picture? 🔴 I have to look into a mirror with binoculars to see my dick

🟢 Good morning from my studio apartment battle station 🔴 This is where I crashout and broadcast my homosexual fantasy’s from

🟢 I will be fair launching a pressure washing coin 🔴 I will blacklist all your wallets

🟢 I’ve been here 13 goddamn years 🔴 I’m still pressure washing and my kids are hungry

🟢 I accept 2 for 1 vouchers on all pressure washing services by the way 🔴 I may turn up drunk as shit on moonshine