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Joined July 2020
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Me when Michael Penix askes me what I was doing in the office of the Falcons head coach
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The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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A nigga in the crowd leaving the stadium and walking towards Iran’s bombs after having to endure 15 minutes of Liv Morgan vs Chelsea Green
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Fucking jump scare lmfao
I’ve been canceled countless times since I started doing comedy online as a teen, the actor and comedian Ivy Wolk writes. Changing minds is not my goal anymore. vulture.com/article/ivy-wolk…
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I'd be a terrible booker because the second I heard Christian with the Waterproof Blonde theme he's getting belted up. He going over Cena for at least 2 months
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how to love
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Roy Jones Jr was a better rapper than 2004 Ma$e. Ma$e was fucking washed
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Jeff retweeted
Mase’s “Breathe, Stretch, Shake,” featuring P. Diddy, was a better comeback single than “Welcome Back.” Rick Rock produced it, and it peaked at number 28 on the Hot 100, four spots higher than “Welcome Back.”
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Depop when you not built like sudowoodo
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The last game and a half by Bryce young is some of the worst QB play I’ve ever seen
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He don't play Atlanta again til week 18. He might be cooked
The last game and a half by Bryce young is some of the worst QB play I’ve ever seen
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Proud of you @amisylle 🦴Husk🦴
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TINY QB ALERT
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Josh Jacobs out there built like me
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Guess I should've posted her first day pic for y'all. My bad. What's funny is during chemo, she rarely ate unless it was @ChickfilA. 12 years later, she still orders the exact same meal, and the first job she wanted was with them. Pretty sure it's for the discount. 😂
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Bruh just tore his ass lmao
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Replying to @NotJShocks7
He has already missed more kicks than McEpstein did all of last year lmfao
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FUN FACT: It’s pronounced “Numbuh” in KND because of Patrick Stewart in Star Trek: The New Generation. Safe travels to your final frontier, Captain.
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This league will give up on a 2nd overall pick in year 2 lmfao
USC's Jazzy Davidson calls WNBA eligibility rules 'a little bit outdated.' The sophomore Trojan talks draft eligibility, expansion, and her time in college! Is it time that the WNBA changes things up? 👉tinyurl.com/4y3w4erh
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If Kiss Kiss come on TO THIS DAY 😮‍💨🔥
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WrestleMania 17 of college football
(2006) #1 USC vs #2 Texas “Game of the Century” • Texas snapped USC’s 34-game winning streak • Keith Jackson’s final CFB game call
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