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Pakistan
Joined July 2026
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Imran Khan's level has always been there, is there, and always will be there.
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Free Imran Khan. Free Aleema khan.
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not bigger than mine
no one wants to have sex with because my dick is too big 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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the bond between human and dog is so fuckinn deep, imagine how badly they are missing him.
Imran Khan's dogs are probably wondering where he went, infuriating to see this much persecution...
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From facing constant bans to being an actual competitive side in the region. 🇵🇰⚽
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People who born between 2000-2007, are literally the last generation to experience a little bit of everything. I mean we grew up playing outside until sunset, watching cartoons on TV, living without smartphones, n slowly watching world turn digital.
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me whenever I meet a random establishment supporter:
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Precious
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no sorry we can’t be friends you’re politically retarded
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if u dont like messi dont even block me just kill yourself
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ek baar mirza ghalib ne bistar par pishab krdiya to unki wife bolti hai yeh kiya hai? To mirza ghalib kehte hai ke "ab to deewangi ka yeh alam hai ghalib, ansu bhi nikal rahe hain raaste badal badal ke."
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heard they increased the photo limit
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missed one drama episode and now Abubakar has breast cancer... without breasts??
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90+2' Gol de Messi #RealMadrid 2-3 Barcelona #ElClasico
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Mera to churail ne luteyaaaaa
Are you jinn??Cause jinn ne mera dil luteyaaaaa
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Free Imran Khan & Aleema Khanum
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Alhamdulillah! Our visas have been approved, and we will be collecting them on Monday. A special thanks to @ineziroglu and @TC_IslamabadBE for reaching out to us within just 30 minutes of our tweet and helping us secure our visas today. We are also sincerely grateful to all Pakistani officials who supported us and helped expedite the process, including those whose efforts may have gone unnoticed or whose involvement we may not even be aware of. A huge thank you to all our fans and the Pakistani community for amplifying our message and spreading awareness so quickly, helping it reach the relevant authorities. Your support and efforts played a huge part in bringing attention to our situation. Your support means a lot to us. Thank you for helping us represent Pakistan on the global stage. 🇵🇰
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always so horngry.
Baala is always hungry and ovulating.
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Ya Allah, this Jumma I beg You with a heart full of hope: "Free Imran Khan before the next one, and return him to power. You are the Controller of all things." Ameen
Ya Allah, this Jumma I beg You with a heart full of hope: "Free Imran Khan before the next one, and return him to power. You are the Controller of all things." Ameen
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Urgent request for support regarding our pending Turkey visas. Our team, 4Thrives Walee, officially qualified for the PUBG MOBILE Global Championship (PMGC), which will be held in Turkey. We submitted our visa applications on 2 November, but they are still pending. Our participation is now at risk, with a deadline of 16 November. We sincerely request @TC_IslamabadBE @ineziroglu @GovtofPakistan , @ForeignOfficePk , @MohsinnaqviC42, the Turkish Embassy in Pakistan to kindly look into this matter and assist us in obtaining our visas in time to represent Pakistan on the global stage. 🇵🇰 #Visafor4T
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HE IS NOT FINE AT ALL, HE IS DYING IN ADIYALA. AND THAT'S THE ONLY UPDATE ON HIS HEALTH.
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