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Dallas
Joined November 2021
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He's actually just losing it slowly because this is like the 9th gay or crazy thing he's done in the past few months
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Larry David retweeted
he did not but God rest his soul
he had that shit on
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"please don't hurt us, we just edit snuff?" "I GONNA KILL YOUR SON IN FRONT OF YOU!"
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I had to go find that mf and I'm dying all over again😂😂😂😂
This is me with “don’t sell my girl no weed bro.”
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Larry David retweeted
You are literally DL and trade
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I’d really caution against this one. Don’t let Japan gas y’all up
C’EST LE TOUR DES AMÉRICAINS !!!
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Measuring someone's age based on what was going on in Baki the year they were born
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Forever gangster for that shit.
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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Larry David retweeted
I know the production team was so fucking gagged like wtf bruh😭
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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This joke is one of the few examples where slowing down/speeding up parts of the clip actually makes it funnier
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"I can't lose because the narrative says so" meets "I can't lose because the contract says so"
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Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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Larry David retweeted
your mom portland affff
my mom is literally twinning with this tree rn
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😭😭😭 homie thats your boss
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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I just cringed so violently that I thought I was gonna fall out my chair, it's perfect
I get to use this video again
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Someone replied with this image which summarizes pretty well what I meant with the mixing of spanish words
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Larry David retweeted
I get to use this video again
Loving Cyberpunk so far but as much as I love Jackie he pisses the hell out of me cuz us hispanics don't talk like that 😭😭😭 I lowkey hate this trend of making hispanic characters in media say random spanish words in english sentences
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Oh man this takes me back to when my dad was still a firefighter and he’d always bitch that all the guys in the station just kept cooking some version of shepherd’s pie.
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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Larry David retweeted
jude bellingham next week
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