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Kelli

@NotQuiteKelli

I'm a 60 year old man & a 15 year old girl in a 40 year old's body. ISTJ-A. Autistic. Chaparrita. Weeb. The whitest Mestiza. Soon to be divorcee. Póg mo thóin.

Joined May 2011
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My front yard. <3
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A cat flying from Istanbul to Chicago in Turkish Airlines' business class.
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White rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits. A heart full of good luck.
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TONIGHT! SATURDAY 10/31 in College Station... it's HALLOWEEN with Blaggards at O'Bannon's Taphouse. 10 PM start and NO COVER. O'Bannon's Taphouse 103 Boyett St College Station, TX 77840
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🐰Happy Halloween🎃
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Happy Halloween!! 🎃 #miffy #cute #bunny #nijntje
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Happy Halloween! 🍬
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Happy Halloween! Pusheen hands out Halloween candy at her front door.

ALT Happy Halloween! Pusheen hands out Halloween candy at her front door.

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#Halloween2026 あめちゃんあげる！ （どの飴がいい？）
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ハッピーハロウィン 🎃🦇
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Happy Halloween🎃
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Happy Halloween🎃🖤 お菓子いっぱい🍭 楽しいハロウィンを過ごしてね♪ #ハロウィン #HappyHalloween
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いたずらするし、おやつもほしい
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ニュッ
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ねこまたとおばけ🎃
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ハロウィンパレードに出発にゃ.ᐟ🎃
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ハロウィン再掲🎃👻🦇
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🌿🌱🍀🐇
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🐰うさぎさんのHalloween🎃🦇 ✨"Trick or treat!"✨
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