What a great day! I always look forward to this day. I'm sure @12thSports will join me in celebrating today. Yep. National Grouch Day is today! (bet you thought I was celebrating that OTHER day today...nope) I hope there are a bunch of flat bballs in a certain gym.
Look at my Vols. Beat down on the Furman Paladins. By the way, had to ask the google what a Paladin was. Just letting you know those heroic knights didn't leave Neyland Stadium without hearing Rocky Top 100 times!!! Also, future Heisman winner F Brandon is legit.
General Woods
Glad to see school finally started. 'Bout time. Disappointed I didn't see any first day pics in front of Rodney Clyde Coliseum. Prettiest gym on Rodney Clyde Way adjacent to Rod Woods Parking Lot & Smoking Area. Wait, forgot they took the smoking area out 30 years ago. Pansies.
He should have done that at Ky. Not promising starting to other players. "Cough...DJ Wagner...Cough" Starting Reed only 5 games was one of the most idiotic coaching moves I have ever seen.
My guy had me until the stupid celebration. Would run the whole team until they puked. Speaking of running, 2nd Lt Blake should probably take a jog after all the food he ate for his birthday. Holy cow.
HAPPY 250TH BIRTHDAY AMERICA! I remember when you were a toddler running around throwing tea in the water and yelling the British are coming. We picked GW as the #1 pick. But still don't know why everyone wanted John Hancock's autograph instead of mine!
MAGA TIME!
Dearest whoever shoved crazy taters in my mailbox,
You suck. I hope fall out of the tilt a whirl tonight.
General mad as heck Woods
Dearest Wayne County Fair Patrons,
Anybody leaving the fair and heading out Conley Bottom way tonight? I have a hankering for some crazy taters. I tip well. (Better than 2nd Lt. Blake)
I'll leave the lantern on.
Dearest dead period,
In days past I yearned for you to begin. A few days in and I longed for you to end. Now I am in eternal dead period. No sweaty uniforms, no icy hot aroma in the air. No officials to scream at, no technicals to receive. Eternal dead period is the life I lead.
Does anyone know of a good photographer for live action events? Needs to be able to yell and doesn't hang around for summer events to end. I got a few zebra pics that I am interested in. The stripes need to show up clearly for future reference.
General Woods
Dear nothingness,
Depression has set in again. Summer ball is here. I should be controlling cadets' June. The smell of icy hot and dirty socks, basketballs clanking off rims, 2nd Lt Blake asking where we're eating. INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS! Oh well. Stupid hobbit.
General Woods
Someone asked if I liked my new sign the other day. Nope. Supposed to say "Rodney Clyde Coliseum". Letters supposed to be orange. Put in my will for the board to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time. Prob be 13 1/2 years late on that too
General Woods
Graduation Night! Well, I didn't get my invite as commencement speaker this year. You all know that I am the Head Bird. I would pack the gym like some of my old Tennessee games. There are some people I would really like to talk about. Maybe next year!
General Woods
Dearest Card Faithful,
Prom is here. One of my favs. Not really. Most overrated HS event ever. Just messes up perfectly good bball courts. That preacher in Footloose had it right. Great leader of teens. No way Kevin Bacon could have played for me. Idiot.
General Woods
I would run this kid until he puked. Then send him to a barber. Then run him some more. Then kick his dad square in the pants. Holy Cow.
This happens more than you think! I'm not worried about the money. But Coach can't coach, my kid doesn't get to play, we don't like him, parent becomes superintendent, your inside clique now becomes the outside clique, we want a different coach that is in our clique, and so on.
Starting Pitchers today just don't compare to how good Greg Maddux was. Just ask the Honeycutter. Didn't overpower you, just out thought you. One of the best to do it! If you don't know, then FaceTok or Swipe right it!
General Woods
Can we not get this game in some kind of college gym (even decent high school gym)? I even think @BarstoolPulaski could get some fans in there to watch this game!
I could coach a whole team of these #41 studs. Region 12 would tremble in our wake.
