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Competitive 🖱️🥷🏾. PLAY HARD, PRAY HARDER. Parody account with views not reflecting my employer.

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Joined January 2011
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Michael Jordan has a 8 year stretch where he never lost 2 games in a row. That is a real stat that matters. Not all this other bullshit that has zero impact on winning. 🤷🏾‍♂️ #nba
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2chainz just undid almost 15-20y of great branding. 1 back and forth and now we like damn didn’t know you were weird 😭😭😭
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
You can tell he never had shit (not derogatory) cause why you hooping in Jordan’s lmfao
Yaxel Lendeborg really gave the Clippers 37 in the CDG x Air Jordan 11 😭🔥 📸: Getty
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
The end of Episode 7, when Jordan said winning has a price and leadership has a price.
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Bron wish VJ was his son lmao
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
8 feet tall needing 34 shots to get 40 this nigga the worst bro
VICTOR WEMBANYAMA TONIGHT: 43 POINTS 7 REBOUNDS 6 BLOCKS 4 ASSISTS 17/34 FGM DOMINANT PERFORMANCE
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
Angel Reese is about to get all time slander on this app from folks . And it will be justified because you can’t talk crap all series then put up 7 pts in a game 7
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
im never deleting this app lmaooo😭✌🏾
I am an Uchiha ⚡️
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
Demar got more points than a nigga who some people call the goat LMAOOO
Congrats to @StephenCurry30 of the @warriors for moving up to 18th on the all-time SCORING list!
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Dallas Mavs should’ve never traded away Anthony Davis. They had the perfect Big 3 with Coop, Kyrie & AD and they panicked and blew it up too soon
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
I’d take Cooper Flagg over Luka Doncic right now. Without question.
It’s not fair to compare them. Landing Cooper Flagg obviously wasn’t part of Nico Harrison’s master plan. But it’s crazy that we’re already at a point where I think you can reasonably wonder if Cooper Flagg could reach (or maybe even exceed) Luka Dončić’s level.
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LMAOOOOOO
Asked Luka to play defense and he fell to his knees
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They don’t make Hokages like that anymore
Minato thought he was going up against Madara and fully believed in himself that he would win
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
Spiritually fat. You can never escape it if you are.
Classic Luka performance tonight. “The best offensive player ever” when things are easy…. But an absolute SHOCKER that he lost steam after the 1Q… who woulda thought the guy that was FAT for 3 full seasons can’t keep up with 38yr old Steph Curry. Luka is the gift that keeps on giving if you’re a real hater. Will always look disheleved when he really needs to dig deep.
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
Tony be telling yall things
Tony Allen hears Jaylen Brown named among the NBA’s best defenders and immediately asks “Jaylen who?” 😭 Allen: “You could count on your hand who the defenders are in the league now. The Thompson twins, Caruso, Wallace, Dort, McDaniels” Jennings: “Jaylen Brown” Allen: “Jaylen who?” Jennings: “Jaylen Brown” Allen: “What Jaylen Brown” Jennings: “You said the defenders” Allen: “Jaylen Brown?” Jenning: “From Philly. He got finals MVP” Allen: “Have he ever been first team or anything? I might be wrong. I never scouted him like this” OTM: “He has zero all defensive” Allen: “Man, we got out the mud”
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
Luka used to be in wars with SGA now it’s a rookie 🕊️
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No fucking way
Oklahoma City Thunder's Chet Holmgren underwent treatment Friday to address a small patellar tendon tear and is expected to return to play in 8-to-10 weeks.
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
Do you think Kyrie Irving was a center??
Tyrese Maxey is truly him. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think LeBron has EVER had a Point Guard this good.
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
Lmaooooooooooo respectfully maybe if it was 10 songs but 20 songs? Future going scorched earth on that nigga
20 records? Jeezy beating Future. Just a random thought
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Real 🥷🏾 retweeted
He quite literally wasn’t supposed to make it here. That’s hard
Imagine hating on a guy who used to work a 9-5 Warehouse Job and now drops 26/8 in the league
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