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mick

@NotTheGovy
Joined July 2021
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Just accepted a job offer as one of those black maintenance guys at the airport that walks and talks with his coworker all day
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hate getting ignored man yup yeah lets all ignore the really funny cool guy
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Me at the Woody Johnson meet and greet
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Would I let this QB date my daughter?
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Nado 🌪️ (@SandblasterSzn) profile pictureNado 🌪️
@SandblasterSznOct 21
NFL PLAYERS RANKED BY IF I'D LET THEM DATE MY DAUGHTER
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BREAKING: #Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni is expected to coach Sunday after dealing with mild retardation throughout the week.
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Hood Warfare, a new multiplayer first-person shooter set in Chicago where rival gangs fight for control of different neighborhoods is going viral. It combines Call of Duty-style multiplayer with gang warfare & exaggerated street humor On Steam for $5.
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Just got off the phone with Kirk.. God is Good 🙏🏾
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George Orwell just rolled over in his fucking grave.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 8
BREAKING: UN Secretary-General warns emerging technology could allow governments to "read citizens' minds," accessing their private thoughts & criminalizing what they think.
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Can’t search for current NFL news without getting #kirked. #Slide4Charlie #Never4get @freddurst @CrissAngel @PhilSimmsQB
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Tyler@Emo__CowboyOct 1
If Quinshon Judkins rushes for 2 TD I will shove a burrito up my ass
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9/30/2024 Needing a win to make the playoffs, the Mets overcome a 3-0 deficit with six runs in the eighth. Trailing 7-6 in the ninth, Francisco Lindor hits a go-ahead two-run homer. The Mets become the fourth team in MLB history to start the year 0-5 and make the postseason.
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Replying to @NFL @Energizer
jets at 18
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Would Drake Maye be better without arms?
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Replying to @DannyDimesss
@DannyDimesss
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Replying to @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo
Great news for Dart honestly. Only sad thing is he’s not as talented (or handsome) as Drew Lock. -LockIsKing
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@JRNYSportsSep 20
Went to the torture factory and had no clue i would experience torture
JR (@JRNYSports) profile pictureJR
@JRNYSportsSep 20
Back at the torture factory. Hope they’re not doing torture today
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Darren Mougey, there are not enough words to express how deeply thankful I am for you.
Ice Spice Base (@icespicebase_) profile pictureIce Spice Base
@icespicebase_Sep 18
An Ice Spice love song featuring Sauce Gardner's vocals has been leaked.
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SNY Jets
@snyjetsSep 16
Geno Smith is asked if he feels like he silenced any critics with his performance in Week 1: "I can't hear any critics, I'm sorry"
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The most thankless job in the world is being a fantasy football commissioner. Here is the official Commissioners Lives Matter flag.
🤖 Made with AI
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They just created a million Sam Darnold’s
Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT (@jmthrivept) profile pictureJeff Mueller, PT, DPT
@jmthriveptSep 10
Yup, Seattle is concerned about a hip fracture for Sam Darnold. Have to hope it comes back negative. Not a good way to start the season.
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