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Satan made leather and iron the best materials on my skin with very obvious motivations in mind
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The Jesuits will reeducate the faithful in preparation for the new era of the American Church. We will pray novenas to be delivered from bigotry. We will have Eucharist processions for the plights of immigrants. Mass will begin with land acknowledgment.
Ad maiorem Dei gloriam.
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"Have you taken your all-inclusive language lessons?"
"Ah yes, Zir. Mhm."
"You... how do you say, "thank you" in fluent woke?"
Professional political operatives hear "swing voter" and think it means a guy who's socially liberal and fiscally conservative, when it's actually someone whose mental architecture starts from a completely idiosyncratic pet issue and branches out into non-Euclidean dimensions
Woke is actually back actually what
Democrat Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Governor's race.
She will make history as the nation's first Native American governor.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Haaland, a member of the Laguna Pueblo, will be the first female Native American governor of any U.S. state, not the first overall. Johnston Murray was the first Native American to be elected governor in the U.S.
nbc26.com/politics/ameri…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_…
I was going to vote but I was too busy drinking so I've decided I'm actually too good for voting for Marxist reasons




























