Definitely Not Mecha Man

TEMP PINNED indie portrayal of robert robertson the 3rd dispatch

// i flipped my OC to Arthur Morgan :) if yall want a cowboy please feel free to interact!!

yes. yes i did.

happy birthday, trans employees of SDN. glad to have you on board.

// im... I'm gonna make an Arthur Morgan in the morning........ I yearn to return to my cowboy roleplaying days...... yall....

next bar i go to is definitely going to be a karaoke bar. we're getting you on that stage.

truly. only nipples i've ever seen were my own. so, would you trust me with a tattoo gun now? out of pity?

you're cute when you get riled up and flustered, you know that?

oh yeah, totally. the biggest. i blush any time someone even so much as says the word "ankle".

assuming i have any sex, are you? bold.

i'll get on that right away. it'll be like that scene from kung pow- slice my hand open and pour mercury on the open wound. catch my hands on fire.

not necessarily. he might think he's okay with what he has right now because he doesn't know what his options are. the guy eats exclusively melons because he made a shit purchase; offer him something else and he'll act like he never thought about it.

what if he likes the changes though?

[And at that smile, he melts, looking at her like he's gazing at the Aphrodite Rhithymnia statue itself.] I love you too. I really hope you know that.

is it? you could give phenomaman a cool new hairstyle, maybe even dress up his outfit a bit if you wanted.

imagine calling two lunches with me "cruel and unusual". it's the karaoke, isn't it? can't handle drunk assholes singing out of tune to music they barely know sober?