🎸 Guitarist | 27 | ✂@furtasticstudio | Music Is Important | Family Matters | Every Life Needs A 🎵Soundtrack🎵

Denver, CO
Joined August 2015
The anthrocon toxic waste barrel
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Paul Bunyan is a fucking kaiju and no one else knows
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My hot take is that Deathnote is not a GREAT anime. It's OK. Light might be the stupidest genius I've ever witnessed with a healthy dose of INCREADILE luck that he 'calculates.' In closing? I wouldn't recommend it to many people but it's OK I guess.
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Fuck you, Sen retweeted
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Please never fix this @Brammflakes The idea of a pilot butt puckering watching this is way too funny
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"Why are you interested in this position?" You're fucking hiring why do you think? You're paying money for my work.
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The general consensus is that I dress like a musician and I’m okay with that
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God I LOVE weddings
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If you stand still on an escalator without a suitcase I’m taking your balls / ovaries
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Charlie Scene was made in God’s image
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Fuck you, Sen retweeted
If you’re not clicking blue team immediately after joining a server, you’re a cuck.
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Im tired of being inside every weekend.
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Pretty sure @DiviTheWolf is getting me terminated from jobs I don’t trust this guy
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We love losing our job with no warning on a Wednesday
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If pee isn’t stored in the balls why do I have to go every time I nut? Checkmate atheists
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Someone PLEASE tell me who the fuck Gabe is
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I can’t believe @PureRubyDragon buys likes and comments
Bump is like PokemonGo but you collect furries
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Applying to different jobs while in a work meeting hits so different Never have I been more motivated
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I need to re-lose weight fuck
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Rare suit appearance
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