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! 141 IQ. comedian/ Host of The Seany Zone podcast/ funnier than stuttering John/ Cryptozoologist/ stern show star/ former baby/ dogman hunter/ stutterer/

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Joined February 2011
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Running for office? Hire me on #cameo to record an endorsement! Get your message out to the world! Let me help you help America! One syllable at a time v.cameo.com/e/YaNa5K0GA7b
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We need to get rid of both parties and find a way to start from scratch.
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Apparently the @nfl loves dirty scumbags who try to cripple the superstars of the game. Good look jerks
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: New footage has been released of Ravens LB Roquan Smith's extremely DIRTY tackle on Josh Allen in which he grabbed and twisted Allen’s head. Bills fans are calling for the NFL to suspend Smith for multiple weeks and to fine him. 😬😬😬
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I called this out while watching it live
"The NFL isn't scripted" Explain this:
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Absolute BRILLIANCE
This young man speaks and sounds like 70% of Americans. The fact congress can't even agree on daylight savings time means we are cooked. They don't work for us, they work on behalf of themselves and lining their own pockets. America has been sold out from within. Enjoy the ride, its gonna get worse
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Have you ever been asked to switch seats on a plane? If so, how did it turn out?
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This is excellent news! Nice to see there’s a shred of decency left in this world
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Have you ever been asked to switch seats on a plane? If so, how did it turn out?
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America needs to rally around this gentleman.
ALERT: Internet users raise $12,000 for Red Baron employee who lost it on internet pranksters after they joked about stealing his money. “You’re making money off this and I can’t even pay my godd*mn mortgage and I got four kids at home!”
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Have I not been saying this?
Here’s why they’re recommending that Americans stockpile 90 days’ worth of food, water, and essential supplies. Don't panic but pay attention! ‼️
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FOUR KIDS AT HOME AND THEY'RE FILMING HIM FOR CLOUT?? Harmless content, or picked the wrong guy? A Red Baron rep is stocking a grocery store freezer when a couple of young people with a camera start messing with him. He snaps, then tells them he has to be up at 5 in the morning, he's still out working late, he's got four kids at home and he can't pay his mortgage. If that were my son holding that phone, the video would come down and he'd be finding that man to apologize to his face. Yes, he lost his cool. Calling somebody a punk on camera never helps your case. Now look at what he's carrying. Early mornings, more stores to hit, four kids and a mortgage. And somebody decided his bad day would make good content. There's a guy like him in every grocery store in America, grinding through the shift nobody sees. Turning one of them into the punchline isn't edgy. It's lazy. Leave the working man alone. He's got enough on his plate.
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You wake up tomorrow morning and there is no internet. There is no electricity. You turn on the stove and there is no propane. Your leftovers are gone bad , the meats have perished. Night falls and violent criminals are in neighborhood looting and stealing. What do you do? This is why you wanna be prepared . When the grid goes down, you have to have to be able to generate your own power even if it is a mere 1000 watts. You have to have dog. An intelligent one not a 5 pound rat. You need to have ample ammo. And 3 months of backup food , UV water Filters . Yet 95% of you will stock up on toilet paper which you can’t eat .
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Seany retweeted
Defund the UN
The Castro regime has profited at the expense of the Cuban people with luxury cars, expensive watches and a private island resort. As I shared this with the world, regime thugs rushed the stage to interrupt my speech. They can intimidate their own people in Cuba but think again about trying that nonsense in the United States of America.
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Sound advice
Replying to @PapageorgioWV @grok
City folks will travel to steal your food and supplies. Stock up on ammo. Do a threat assessment, Set security. We already know how little they respect life. Natural selection will prevail.
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Excellent and terrifying question
Hey @grok what would happen if the whole country lost power for 90 days? Who would survive?
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Congratulations @MassGovernor You are number 48 on this list, just above Hochul.... Why would anyone in Massachusetts vote for more of this. Total Failure!!!
New York's Kathy Hochul ranked worst governor in US as part of scathing new study trib.al/YRL6Nm2
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👹Vampire Ball Is Over 🩸Adrenochrome Stripped 💊Anonymous on Kuru, 👉the price they are willing to pay FallCabal
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