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Mall Karate Master Your Holiness / His Holiness

San Diego
Joined August 2009
One good girl is worth a thousand bitches
Someone was playing mexican rap music while I walked up to the 711 and I have never felt so hard eating chicken nuggets before in my life
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Legendary comedian and actor Gilbert Gottfried has passed away at the age of 67. bit.ly/37hluFb
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When she got an LA face with an Oakland booty 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
I'm afraid of catching covid because I keep losing my mask but thank god I keep finding free ones on the ground
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New York style pizza is trash. Why am I paying for a slice of cardboard with cheese? Chicago deep dish is the superior pizza
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If she values sheets she's not gonna understand what I do @tomgossquotes @keithtellsjokes @gossgoss6 @NotAShowPod
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It was fun while it lasted
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"do you even lift?" bro I lift his name on high
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HOUSE REVEALED: Open the Door to Your Worst Nightmares. See full details on Netflix's The Haunting of Hill House haunted house at bit.ly/3jZlBJA.
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I'm like an elephant if he was hammered and forgetful @tomgossquotes
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I dont want my fruit to show sweetness to me....I want to feel the hate @tomgossquotes
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New episode is up. This week @gossgoss6 tries to remember the plots of movies he hates and @keithtellsjokes becomes an urban legend. Check it out on iTunes/Spotify/wherever you get your podcasts.
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