Snoopsta #PMGG

Please wish this girl a happy birthday - One day I hope I can read her your messages. On July 18th her father was snatched off the streets and thrown into an American gulag for the crime of “England says that somebody accused him of something, trust me bro”. Happy birthday angel - Daddy misses you.

Me being in prison serves absolutely nobody. The USA could easily let me go through my extradition hearing from house arrest. It is insane a foreign country can make demands to the USA “We heard he harmed somebody 16 years ago lock him up!”. “Also, we won’t tell you who said it”. IF they need a hostage they should keep me and let my brother go so he can spend Thanksgiving and his birthday with his children. This is a REAL request @TheJusticeDept. Free Andrew and keep me in prison. I am tired of watching psychopaths do this to him.

We talk to Dad all day. Some men’s souls are too great to be contained by lifetimes, his love for us too fierce to obey the ordinary laws of death.

Tristan: It's only you and me in here friend. It's you and me in the entire universe. Me: True Tristan: So if I say you’re a dick, half of the universe thinks you’re a dick.

My cell is infested with cockroaches and ants. I kill all roaches. Ants I leave alone, I like their teamwork. Unless they’re walking on the walls then I kill them. I don’t like show-offs.

I have been in SHU for 108 days because 66 MPs from England have sworn to put me in jail and the USA happily locked me up at their request. Think of how insane this is? I'm an American citizen.