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FIRST MAN. HEAVEN’S FINEST. Guitar god Original dickmaster. Lucifer’s worst nightmare MY FAVOURITE PSYCHOTIC BAD BITCH: @LieutenantLutee Icon: @Rivet_theProto

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Joined January 2023
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Since it’s apparently still the topic, this is what I look like now The Dickmaster had to survive Hell for an entire season. I came back rougher, hotter, and still better than every one of you. Cry about it Art by @RRR_poke96
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THE JIZZLORD HAS ARRIVED, BITCHES!! ♡ No more Mammon, no more contracts, and no more PR team telling me to watch my fucking mouth Anyway, follow me for dick jokes, questionable life choices, and occasional shameless posts about my boyfriend #FuckYouMammon
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Fizzarolli out here looking like he’s about to ask Kronk to pull the lever: #helluvaboss
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So both Fizz and Barbie probably have Cashs side of the story without ever giving Blitzø a chance to tell what really happened. Fizz at least knows know, but Barbie is still in the dark I think.
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I am certain everyone has got the wrong idea about the fire accident. Cash doesn't think highly of Blitzø, hence him not rethinking twice selling his son to Paimon. I think he accused Blitzø of setting the circus on fire out of jealousy over Fizzarolli (since Cash favors Fizz).
Wait does Barbie know the fire was an accident because fizz didn’t know until he told him, so if Barbie doesn’t know then maybe if he told her that it was she’d think differently
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Redrew my lute fanart for valentine’s day #lutehazbinhotel #lute #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart
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Adam retweeted
🔥 HELLUVA BOSS GIVEAWAY 🔥 to win a FULL set of our season 3 collection 👉 retweet this post, like it and then comment HELLUVATOOZ 👿 no limits on entries 3 winners announced oct 31st when the collection drops ⭐️
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I've been around since the dawn of mankind. I'm the FIRST FUCKING MAN. And it baffles me how humanity overlooks someone's fucked-up actions the second they get a sad backstory Like, boo-fucking-hoo. They still did that shit And that's coming from ME, the original Dickmaster
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🍎🎸#루시아담 룻담 #adamsapple
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Ever since the new Helluva Boss episodes dropped, I've seen so many fucking stupid takes that it's genuinely baffling. Either half this fandom is media illiterate or you fuckers have the memory span of a goldfish Seriously, are we even watching the same fucking show?
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They act like Stolas isn't used as a babymaker & controlled by his father who's the head of the family. Clearly being a man didn't make a difference here. If it's about money & power, he allowed her to do what she wants for 17 years. And she chose to abuse him for it.
Abuse is ok if character has sad backstory 👍
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You won't make me cry anymore. #Stolitz
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In a sense, the other person is actually Camael himself, wearing a wedding dress that is half a wedding gown and half a suit, marrying himself #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAdam
I drew it when I had an idea It's Camael's wedding dress (presumably for himself💞)
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Seeing 14 years olds here say shit about helluva boss kills me, like I say this as nicely as I can, but your take on a show that you're too young to understand low-key has no value and you should stfu about it Thank you 😊
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Blitz conned Stolas into believing he wants him in bed, the bird's delusional ass clung to that and made a deal with the presumption that he's wanted then realized Blitz was only interested in the book so he ended the deal. That's Helluva's simple ass plot.
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Finally someone said it 😭 Both are victims of e.o. in different ways. Stolas only came up with the deal because of the lie/fantasy Blitz put in his head to get the book. The moment he realized Blitz may ONLY be in it out of necessity he gave him an out AND secured his livelihood
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Blitz conned Stolas into believing he wants him in bed, the bird's delusional ass clung to that and made a deal with the presumption that he's wanted then realized Blitz was only interested in the book so he ended the deal. That's Helluva's simple ass plot.
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Let's all try to figure out what's happening in this scene A) Blitzø finds out Loona showed Stolas the app B) Stolas wants to move out / comes back late often C) something about vassago D) Something else
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