Even if some people don’t make it, the spirit of the crazy keeps going strong. #SoberGang 🔥🔥🤘🏻😈🤘🏻🔥🔥

Somewhere in the Midwest
Joined January 2026
I reached a new milestone: 700 Days (Alcohol) 💪🏻 💪🏻 #IAmSober #SoberGang #SoberLiving #SoberLife #SoberAsFuck
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Do people still listen to the radio? 📻
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Mr. Evil Mark retweeted
Underground Invasion 4 This Saturday Davenport, IA! - is.gd/InCtg3
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"Songs of Samhain" Volume 5: "Outside of Heaven" Due Out October 30th! - is.gd/GFp4X0
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Bake Lo & Insane E Join the Certified Psychos "Under the Lotus: The Final Act" Lineup! - is.gd/Se2yty @tweetmesohard
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Klep (Bio Killaz) Reveals Next EP 'Mr. Klepper's Costume Shoppe'! - is.gd/PT9BaV
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If she had stayed quiet, she could’ve lived there for another 40 years rent-free.
Stevie Wonder sues his ex to evict her from his Los Angeles home after she allegedly lived there rent-free for nearly 40 years
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The human anus can stretch up to seven inches without taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze through holes as tight as four inches, meaning you could take almost two raccoons up your ass. Believe in yourself.
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🚨 TIME IS RUNNING OUT! 🚨 Want Twiztid’s NEW MONSTERS album?! The ONLY way to get it is with a Fright Fest VIP package! NOT sold separately! ⏰ VIP SALES CLOSE THIS SUNDAY! Once the deadline hits, YOUR CHANCE IS GONE! 🔪 ticketmaster.com/twiztid-det…
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Wood! 🪵 Wood! 🪵
🚨 TIME IS RUNNING OUT! 🚨 Want Twiztid’s NEW MONSTERS album?! The ONLY way to get it is with a Fright Fest VIP package! NOT sold separately! ⏰ VIP SALES CLOSE THIS SUNDAY! Once the deadline hits, YOUR CHANCE IS GONE! 🔪 ticketmaster.com/twiztid-det…
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Hey @KampHotMeat17 I’m here to report that @NickSwardson found a loophole for the poop hole, and no, I am not going to try it.
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Mr. Evil Mark retweeted
Norm Macdonald was fired from Weekend Update in 1997 after NBC executives decided he wasn’t funny. A year and a half later they asked him to host the show. He didn’t open with gratitude or a comeback story. He opened with a logical problem: How does someone go from “not funny enough to be allowed in the building” to “funny enough to host” in eighteen months? The monologue that follows treats the invitation itself as the setup.
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Useless car design
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American women buying new cars believe there is a design flaw with many new cars When they roll the window down or open their new cars doors in the rain, the interior of the car gets wet They believe this is design flaw with the top of the car’s shape and also saying the vehicle’s windows should be designed better These people vote….
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If you put Chappelle, Carlin or Pryor above Eddie Murphy — I’m questioning your taste in comedy. This is the funniest man who ever lived!
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