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ONE-CHOJO retweeted
That moment in university when you manage your last โฆ2,000 to buy food on a Tuesday morning, trusting your father's "I will send money before noon" promiseโฆ
Then 2:00 PM hits, your phone vibrates, you open the credit alert in a hurry, only to see:
"Dear Customer, you have been gifted 100MB data for being a loyal subscriber."
Your stomach immediately starts playing orchestra, and suddenly 6:00 PM feels like next week! ๐
This lady did story time on how a girl is claiming to be with her fiancรฉ and TikTok people are telling her to leave man and eat first.
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
Those days when we sneaked our parents phones just to text her, then ended the conversation with 143 and do not reply.
Only legends will understand what 143 means.
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
Lie from the pit of hell it is either your political ideology does not sit well with him. You OBI supporters should stop making Him look like a Saint he no different from the Chameleon looking politicians you see everyday ,it is all personal interest.
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
If you have ever sacked a worker before , please I need your advice.
I will be disengaging my marketing personnel today.
How do you do it?
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
As a reckless giver and spender, Iโm here to tell you that the money will always come back ๐โ๏ธ
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
One of the reasons economics is a science is that its principles donโt care about your feelings.
When you understand the conditions, follow the theory, and the outcome is predictable 9 out of 10 times.
Reality doesnโt negotiate and Economics doesnโt bend to your emotions..
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
As you mature, you realize that nothing is ever a loss. It's either redirection, protection
or a realization. โจ
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
Same sets of people called out Obi Cubana and his fat brother. They bullied them so much that they had to lock their comments for weeks. Even their wives were not spared.
Olamide and Wandecoal were also in those pictures, why is it only Phyno you singled out?
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
Someone really said to me that he thought I hate men. Me, hate men ke?
Me that wants to marry 3 husbands. ๐ฉ
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
I was today years old when I found out that Medulla oblongata is responsible for breathing and not thinking ๐ญ
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
I donโt like Mondays, but I always make sure I dress to make Mondays regret showing up.
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
There is something fascinating about old photographs. Everyone in them had a future they couldn't see.
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
Are they people who stay in relationships just because of it and not because they see the person as a life partner and are ready to date for many years without commitment?
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
Who else noticed the more we mature, the more we become light sleepers?
I was so good at sleeping as a teen, but now, I don't even need alarms any more ๐ฉ
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
"I hope when it's gets to emergency too, a male Doctor won't be available to attend to you"
" when it's get to that stage, you won't even remember you have a preference"
Why are y'all hoping and praying for something i want. It's my preference ffs. Keep your hopes and prayers for your family, they need it more.
ONE-CHOJO retweeted
I once had a serious issue with my 5yrs relationship now ex girlfriend some years ago, and I stopped calling or texting her.
After several attempts to reach me she finally did on the fifth day.
We reconciled and started talking again, I told her I was already talking with another lady in the Germany ๐ฉ๐ช that I donโt think I want to really continue with our relationship.
She didnโt say anything, tears were just rolling when she called later that day.
She apologized and said she was gonna change, that we could still make things work out between us.
After we made up, she asked me to delete the number of the lady in Germany ๐ฉ๐ช and she also said i should cut off every communication with her hence forth, that we are back.
When a woman sees how quick you can replace her with even better options than her, she fights for her spot in your life.
Men who suffer in relationships or marriages are men who donโt have options.
























