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Christian by mouth |Aspiring wealthy woman | vlog| model | lifestyle | movie | food | soft babe | Storytelling | politics |๐Ÿ“ง[email protected]

Joined September 2025
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When you are trying to be a good girl in public
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That moment in university when you manage your last โ‚ฆ2,000 to buy food on a Tuesday morning, trusting your father's "I will send money before noon" promiseโ€ฆ Then 2:00 PM hits, your phone vibrates, you open the credit alert in a hurry, only to see: "Dear Customer, you have been gifted 100MB data for being a loyal subscriber." Your stomach immediately starts playing orchestra, and suddenly 6:00 PM feels like next week! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This lady did story time on how a girl is claiming to be with her fiancรฉ and TikTok people are telling her to leave man and eat first.
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I rarely check my DMs anymore. It's just people asking for money. ๐Ÿ˜’
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Those days when we sneaked our parents phones just to text her, then ended the conversation with 143 and do not reply. Only legends will understand what 143 means.
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It also means you have a questionable character!
If Peter Obi drops you from his campaign train, it simply means you're corrupt. Plain and simple.
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Lie from the pit of hell it is either your political ideology does not sit well with him. You OBI supporters should stop making Him look like a Saint he no different from the Chameleon looking politicians you see everyday ,it is all personal interest.
If Peter Obi drops you from his campaign train, it simply means you're corrupt. Plain and simple.
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If you have ever sacked a worker before , please I need your advice. I will be disengaging my marketing personnel today. How do you do it?
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As a reckless giver and spender, Iโ€™m here to tell you that the money will always come back ๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๏ธ
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One of the reasons economics is a science is that its principles donโ€™t care about your feelings. When you understand the conditions, follow the theory, and the outcome is predictable 9 out of 10 times. Reality doesnโ€™t negotiate and Economics doesnโ€™t bend to your emotions..
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As you mature, you realize that nothing is ever a loss. It's either redirection, protection or a realization. โœจ
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Same sets of people called out Obi Cubana and his fat brother. They bullied them so much that they had to lock their comments for weeks. Even their wives were not spared. Olamide and Wandecoal were also in those pictures, why is it only Phyno you singled out?
Phyno can snap with Seyi Tinubu But Tunde canโ€™t deliver cheese to the president O ti ye mi oooo!
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Someone really said to me that he thought I hate men. Me, hate men ke? Me that wants to marry 3 husbands. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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I was today years old when I found out that Medulla oblongata is responsible for breathing and not thinking ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I donโ€™t like Mondays, but I always make sure I dress to make Mondays regret showing up.
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There is something fascinating about old photographs. Everyone in them had a future they couldn't see.
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Are they people who stay in relationships just because of it and not because they see the person as a life partner and are ready to date for many years without commitment?
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I still sleep, itโ€™s my escape from reality
Who else noticed the more we mature, the more we become light sleepers? I was so good at sleeping as a teen, but now, I don't even need alarms any more ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Who else noticed the more we mature, the more we become light sleepers? I was so good at sleeping as a teen, but now, I don't even need alarms any more ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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"I hope when it's gets to emergency too, a male Doctor won't be available to attend to you" " when it's get to that stage, you won't even remember you have a preference" Why are y'all hoping and praying for something i want. It's my preference ffs. Keep your hopes and prayers for your family, they need it more.
I meant it when I said a male Dr. is never going to examine me during pregnancy and childbirth. This! I'm going to be very intentional about.
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I once had a serious issue with my 5yrs relationship now ex girlfriend some years ago, and I stopped calling or texting her. After several attempts to reach me she finally did on the fifth day. We reconciled and started talking again, I told her I was already talking with another lady in the Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช that I donโ€™t think I want to really continue with our relationship. She didnโ€™t say anything, tears were just rolling when she called later that day. She apologized and said she was gonna change, that we could still make things work out between us. After we made up, she asked me to delete the number of the lady in Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช and she also said i should cut off every communication with her hence forth, that we are back. When a woman sees how quick you can replace her with even better options than her, she fights for her spot in your life. Men who suffer in relationships or marriages are men who donโ€™t have options.
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