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The Greater Philadelphia Area
Joined June 2011
delco de leche retweeted
Replying to @OafMode
such a freaking weirdo
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Lee Harvey Oswald:
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The text scroll on the bottom of news broadcasts that started on 9/11
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Orlovsky is a Polish word that translates to “bag of hammers”
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Eagles Head Coach Jared Kushner
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Michael Bolton How Am I Supposed to Live Without You voice: 🎵 Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart 🎵
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Nathan: ‘…because he heard they had boys underwear half off’ Elizabeth: oh ha ha Nathan: Now do you understand why that is funny? Elizabeth: Nathan: Elizabeth: Because he liked saving money even though he was rich? Nathan: i need to leave
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Replying to @DariusJButler
You knew that percent the word derives from that? No way man.
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Things in this country start to make more sense when you realize millions of Dan Orlovskys walk among us every day
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What did you get on your SATs @danorlovsky7
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Football is no good Bad to play and bad to watch CTE for all #HaikuTuesday
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delco de leche retweeted
This is the only tanner McKie I care to hear about thanks
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Red Bull ads are cute whimsical cartoons. Think of the times you have actually ordered Red Bull, were any of those times cute or whimsical?
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The last time Dallas won a superbowl I listened to music on my Cee Dee player
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delco de leche retweeted
The moment Cee Dee Lamb catches a ball for a first down tonight
Parents reportedly called the police on a 3 year old soccer player named Nevada for being too good at the game His family claims he was dominating against 5 year olds so badly that complaints led to him being removed from the league [via/ IG nevadaney10]
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Aikman about Saquon:
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They got high profile breakups on podcasts I don’t know about and high profile breakups on Monday night football and I’m in the middle sayin what the fuck do you want from me
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Tired: Miles Davis from Jazz Wired: the first Jazz saxophonist to be placed in Madden
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Kinda feels like cheering for the doctor who gave michael jackson propofol every night
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