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Digital video parbuckler. Troubadour of manual transmission. Canine engineer. Trusty ranch hand. Interstate man of mystery. After-hours roustabout. US taxpayer.

St. Croix County, Wisconsin
Joined January 2009
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"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." Thomas Sowell
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Voting later, after work. To prepare, during lunch, I crammed recaps of all 6 seasons of "House of Cards."
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Best ballot question ever:
BREAKING: Idaho voters projected to choose the Winchester Model 1873 as their official state gun. 63% chance.
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BREAKING: Idaho voters projected to choose the Winchester Model 1873 as their official state gun. 63% chance.
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The Democratic party of the United States tried overthrowing the constitutional order after losing the presidential election of 1860. It was an event commonly known as “The American Civil War”. I hope this helps, retard.
Seeing as Trump was the guy who tried to incite the violent overthrow of the constitutional order, and the Democrats have never tried to do that, it's a fair answer based in the record of both parties
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Am I elected yet?
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These dumbasses STILL can't make a US map.
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Shit, dropped my lasagna on the floor again; better get out . . . THE VACUUM CLEANER!
Spend Less Time Cleaning Everyday Messes and More Time Enjoying Life With Your Loved Ones

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If Biden's four years went so great, why won't a single Democrat running this year campaign on them? Not one ad. Not one speech.
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"The paradox is complete: the more you spend, the more abandoned people feel. Because the money doesn't go to the service. It goes to the structure."
One day, people will trace almost every ill of our time back to a single root cause. Not capitalism. Not social media. Not AI. Something much gentler. Much nicer. An idea we've been taught as a moral given since the end of World War II: "Let's centralize, for the common good." That's social democracy. And it works in three stages. First, the intention. It's pure. Nobody wakes up wanting to ruin a country. People want to protect, equalize, secure. Who could be against that? Then, centralization. To do good at scale, you need a center that decides. A ministry, an agency, a regulation, a form. You take the decision away from the people who actually know, the doctor, the teacher, the founder, the mayor, the family, and hand it to people who see everything from above. Except from above, you see nothing. Hayek showed it in 1945: useful knowledge is dispersed, local, tacit. No bureau can aggregate it. The center decides blind. Finally, corruption. Not the envelope-under-the-table kind. A systemic corruption, far deeper. When the system fails, it never questions itself. Every failure becomes proof it needed more resources. Hospitals struggling? More budget, more layers. Schools falling behind? Another reform, run from even higher up. Housing shortage? More rules, more subsidies, which push prices up. Failure feeds the machine that produced it. And the machine changes its nature. It stops rewarding those who create value and starts rewarding those who capture it. The grant-application experts, the rents, the protected statuses, the lobbies. The people who decide never pay for their mistakes. Taleb calls it the absence of skin in the game. I call it the engine of decline. Look at France. Public spending at 57% of GDP, versus 49.5% on average in the EU. 43.6% of GDP taken in mandatory levies. Over €3.5 trillion in debt. And yet: hospitals at the breaking point, schools sliding, housing out of reach, and a country where nobody is happy. Not the people paying, not the people receiving. The paradox is complete: the more you spend, the more abandoned people feel. Because the money doesn't go to the service. It goes to the structure. Now connect the dots. Social anger? A promise that could never be kept. Brain drain? A country that punishes risk-takers. Collapse of trust in institutions? Institutions that promise everything and own nothing. Dependency? A system that needs you to need it. And globalism is the exact same mechanism at planetary scale. Not free trade, which is the opposite: millions of people exchanging without anyone's permission. I mean global governance. Same pure intention: peace, climate, safety. Same centralization: Brussels, Davos, supranational agencies, rules written thousands of miles from the people who live under them. Same corruption: every crisis becomes a reason to move more power up and further away from any voter. The national planner failed, so we built a bigger planner. One that's even blinder, and even harder to fire. Someone will say: "What about Sweden?" Exactly. Sweden nearly hit the wall in the early 90s, with public spending close to 70% of GDP. It got out by decentralizing: school vouchers, pension reform, competition inside public services. The Nordic model people sell you is a model that had the courage to reform itself. The worst enemy of freedom has never been the villain. It's the nice guy with a plan. The answer isn't to tear everything down. It's to give back. Give decisions back to the people closest to the ground. Give responsibility back to those who act. Give the right to fail back to those who build, and the duty to answer for results to those who spend. Subsidiarity over centralization. The builder over the planner. The 20th century believed the common good could be decreed from above. The 21st will rediscover that it's built from below.
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The Padres still owe Manny Machado $223 million. This year, Machado had a lower batting average than Pete Gray did in 1945, despite Gray having only one arm...
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New Airline Class
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An Ode to the Good People of Milwaukee 🍻 The only thing better than the baseball team is their fans. I was in St Petersburg for Game's 4, 5 and 6. All the reports you heard about Brewers fans taking over were true. But I don't think you heard enough about how great they were. I've been going to games for 30+ years. I don't think I've ever encountered a better fanbase. Live sports can be hit or miss. You always run into those asshole fans who can ruin the experience and are looking for trouble. Brewers fans don't care who you're rooting for - they're just looking for a good time. My seats were behind the Brewers dugout. I was deep in enemy territory. The people in front of me, behind me and next to me were all as nice as could be. Told you things about their team, asked you about your team, commented on the game. It was as if they took pride in treating people with respect. If you're going to lose to anyone in the World Series, at least it's to people who win with class. Cheers.
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France'll be happy w/360p video.
BREAKING: France just voted to tax the internet. French lawmakers approved a tax of €0.055 (5.5 cents) for every gigabyte of data that companies like Netflix and YouTube send to French users. It’s a tax on the companies, not users directly, but the cost could get passed on to subscribers. The vote was 11 to 10, with only 35 of 577 lawmakers present. Supporters say it could raise up to €10 billion a year. The French government opposed it, warning it would hit smaller French companies hardest; VLC says it would cost it over €1 million a year.
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This amendment to France's 2027 budget bill was narrowly adopted 11-10 in the National Assembly (35 voters present) but is not yet law, faces government opposition, and must still clear further Assembly/Senate steps. assemblee-nationale.fr/dyn/17/comptes… assemblee-nationale.fr/dyn/17/amendem… capital.fr/economie-polit… stephanelarue.com/taxe-au-gigaoc…
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10/10 💕⚾️ #Halloween2026
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It's a Wisconsin holiday.
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Neighbor is going all out for Halloween this year and think they nailed it.
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