JD, The Philosopher Tentacles |TEN·TUH·KLEEZ|
Joined September 2021
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I was blessed with the kind of relationship where the pandemic made it stronger- we loved that kind of bonding time together.
Trying to navigate anything with a person who feels that kind of time is encroachment on their individuality is challenging.
Their feelings are fair.
Expect scuff?
Idk just fucking around in just chatting.
Seeing if I remember how do?
Twitch.tv/octophilosopher
I just scrolled back and looked at something...
And wonder how much of a falling out with one of my friends in 2023 was due to the same person who caused a falling out with one of my friends later that same year???
Because I learned the later in the year one involved said person
I hate to complain.
But I also hate being in pain past my fucking knees because of my dumb ass uterus that even American doctors were like "oh, you need to get this shit out of here, it's just garbage and will always be painful"
I just had one of my first male shoppers for an order and finally understand all the hate.
This bitch didn't want to go in the aisle where the nail stuff is so he literally listed everything as unavailable.
I guess I'll order off amazon.
Me, to the voice mailbox of my friend, who is a man with a beard and mullet, who dates women (but will fuck men):
"Girrll, I just saw your text. I already wanted to gossip, so now we gotta! Alright, call be back"
And yet that's not how I talk to my girl friends. 🤷♂️
Bad mind is trying to convince me someone has a subtle control issue when I might be the one demonstrating subtle control issue.
Learning to use the block button liberally has been my favorite peace keeping maneuver.
If you're even vaguely aggressive towards me, especially when reasonable discussion can be had and is being attempted, you're not worth my precious energy.
Talking to someone who wants a fight or to belittle you when a normal discussion is being had isn't effective.
Arguing with a brick wall is not effective, either, for those that do it.
I know it's the internet, but not everything is a fucking fight and assuming everyone but
My mother, asking about to trip to MagicCon (tickets bought before financial crisis) knowing my dog needs surgery and now has a few other diagnoses as well:
"Do you still have to pay for that trip?"
"No, it's already paid"
I can't get the money back.
I'm still going.
Sometimes, I think I can shut my fat fucking mouth if I need to.
Other times, on the stand in front of God, a judge, and a jury I'll tell a defense attorney "I'm not everybody's mother" in exasperation.
The jury apparently laughed <.<
Ugh.
Alright, so I'm already mid financial crisis, yeah?
Moved into a tiny ass place that doesn't fit me. Threw away tons of sentimental items. Selling my whole ass house.
My just turning 3 next week dog needs an 8+k surgery if he ever wants to walk normally again.
Imma cry
Octo retweeted
if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.
I told my mother.
She said "how did you make carbonara?"
I listed some ingredients, and what I did with them.
"But you made it in your apartment?"
"Yeah?"
"How?"
She asked how multiple times until I learned she was just astounded I made it in my tiny ass kitchen 😅
