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Happy October 11! #DogsofTwittter #mondaythoughts #halloween
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Frankly my dear
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What are you wearing? (said in a sultry voice)
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Zombie Friday
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Trick or treat
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Time to pumpkin
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That's a wrap
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Go to bat for someone
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You've changed, 3 times
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Time to be frank with you
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Oh shoot
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Products that are in season
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Time to watch your favorite scary movies
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It's Medusa Thursday!
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Which witch is which?
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And I'll name it Boo
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They're not berries?
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Come play with us, Danny
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Definitely go see Coyote vs Acme. So fun and so well done
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The heat is on
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Bathroom humor never goes out of style
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