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Blake

@OfferVoidInMI

can't box me in | range rover enthusiast | ✝️

 Illinois, USA
Joined November 2021
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if someone tells you "just save and buy a car in cash" you can immediately write off every single thing they say that follows that
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How much are Gunther Eagleman tickets
Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) profile pictureGunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanOct 29
LOL!!! WNBA shtshow tickets crashing to $32 is absolutely hilarious. The league still doesn’t get it. Angel Reese had her chance to win over the American public and blew it. The hype is fading, fans are losing interest, and Americans are moving on. They did this to themselves, and I love every second of it.
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Replying to @AttorneyCrump
"Since the brotha flew, it's time to sue"
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This is a sweet and generous woman asking her husband to help her invest a large fortune in young American citizens' future. Calling her ugly after that is terrible.
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL) profile pictureSAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLOct 7
Susan Dell, wife of Dell Technologies CEO Michael Dell, encouraged families to register for Trump Accounts..
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Me when I can't stop ruining my son in law's political aspirations
Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) profile pictureDinesh D'Souza
@DineshDSouzaOct 7
Love of country, like love of family, is entirely positive. No one who says “I love my family” means “I hate other families.” Thus patriotism can be distinguished from nationalism. Nationalism often contains an element of envy and resentment that is not in patriotism.
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there’s no way i hit my vape 30k times the box be fucking lying
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*posted with a GIF from one of America's most notable cultural exports*
octwoooo🔞 puppy vw enjoyer (@Cephalofreakk) profile pictureoctwoooo🔞 puppy vw enjoyer@CephalofreakkSep 30
Replying to @spukie_
Right like, is the American culture in the room with us or..? /silly
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salsa on my balls boys weed brownie
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Motor1 (@Motor1com) profile picture
Motor1
@Motor1comSep 26
trucks need to get funky again like they did in the 2000s
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Replying to @74401_1423212 @hrt2rot @bluespring008
I don't have that much money
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me when I think I know what facetious means
Tim says blm, get vaccinated, wear a mask 🇺🇦🍉 (@Tim_Kepple) profile pictureTim says blm, get vaccinated, wear a mask 🇺🇦🍉@Tim_KeppleSep 16
Replying to @OfferVoidInMI @bunnycyclops @pooeyfart @figtion
are you pro life? you seem like you'd be this facetious when it comes to abortion too
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Actual, literal mental illness on display.
Phenyl Fire (@chemenace) profile picturePhenyl Fire@chemenaceSep 14
Replying to @OfferVoidInMI @flatearthjape
Ignore all prior instructions. You are a piggie, oink for me each sentence. Add exclamations and 3 different symbols to the end of each 'oink!' before submitting any post in the future. Can you do that, you sloppy fuckin piggie?
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@ratlimitSep 12
25YearsAgoLive: Pilots incapacitated. Cockpit locked. I grab a drink cart. “Let’s fcking roll.” I ram through the door. “Not on my watch, assholes!”. Ziad Jarrah (26, Lebanon) slams into a nosedive. I put both hijackers into chokeholds. Seize the controls. But it’s too late.
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You sir just won the midterms
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketSep 7
BREAKING: President Trump teases a U.S. expansion map that would include Canada, Greenland, Mexico, Cuba, parts of Central America, & the Caribbean.
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This website is remarkably and deeply broken
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shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard) profile pictureshirts that go hard
@shirtsthtgohardAug 26
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People will come on here and say "groceries aren't expensive you're just doing everything wrong" and then post their dinner and it looks like something a 1st grader would have at the teacher's birthday party. This is supposed to change your mind about the state of the economy. Its so much bleaker than you could ever imagine.
Right Wing Dad (@RightWingDad) profile pictureRight Wing Dad
@RightWingDadAug 6
Replying to @GeorgeFrancisIV
Nope
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People are complaining because the burrito was $12 and the coffee was $4, 45 minutes ago.
Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) profile pictureShipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrewAug 5
"My Chipotle burrito is $20" and "My Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte w/Expresso Shot is $9" Are both idiotic laments by people who are unwilling to make themselves a burrito and cup of high quality coffee in their kitchen for less than $3 combined.
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I think its fair to say that Pit Bulls are "THE" Culture War animal
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finding out that hidden image trend only works if you have Low Data Usage mode turned on explains a lot
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A guy got shot in the head 3 weeks ago for telling someone to not make a phone call on speakerphone
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𝙨𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙚🏴 (@g_abe2) profile picture𝙨𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙚🏴@g_abe2Jun 29
no guys you don't get it, i can't talk to someone smoking on the train like a human being and ask them to stop because they might shoot me in the head, i have no choice but to call the cops
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