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Charisma. Uniqueness. Nerve. Talent.

London, England
Joined December 2020
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Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
The comments...I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
Please reply in the comments with the best tweets of the night so we can all laugh together
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Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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✨KANSAS✨ We did it! 💙
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OK one more …
i finally understand how this feels.
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OK last one (for now)
A message from the King: Make your voice heard this #ElectionDay 🗳️
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2026 IS THE END OF MAGA.
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The ENTIRE United States to Trump tonight:
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I guess Americans didn’t like what they saw in the reflecting pool …
Requesting permission to lib out
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Well played America, well played. Now get it GONE. #USMidterms2026 #BlueWave
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America, start your engines. Good luck. And DON’T fuck it up. #Midterms2026
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The reality that this gibbering imbecile is the President of the USA is not remotely funny but this clip did make me laugh my head off (or as a Trump would put it, lskdjrjehxhjshsh)
Jimmy breaks down the midterms using Trump’s own words. #FallonTonight
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Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Just thought I'd nip over to check on the old lady over the road, and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch. There was no answer. I'll pop back next year.
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I hope James Acaster is donating his entire fee to his charity. Amazed he didn’t reveal Maya and Kenny as well. #CelebrityTraitors
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Possibly the best thing I've seen on this site 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Sto guardando in loop per la quindicesima volta e ho ancora le lacrime 🙈
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Because everybody’s voice goes squeaky when everything is totally fine … tick tock Honest Bob. On course to lose his seat in the next election. Squeak harder piggy.
Rattled. And frankly desperate.
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Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Christmas Eve, 1843. Marley is as dead as a doornail. But for Scrooge, the night is far from over… Come and join us for the UK premiere of Geoffrey Simon Brown’s fun-filled and faithful retelling of a much-loved Christmas story. Runs 8-30 December. Info: bit.ly/4ePK3sm
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I have no interest in Farage’s latest victimhood. But why do they say prayers in Parliament? I didn’t know that, surprised “patriots” haven’t kicked off there’s not a full Mass before starting the childish bickering. Or is that not allowed because something something Muslims?
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Tommy Robinson GUILTY! That’s it, I’m putting the tree up, Christmas has come early 😂🎄
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FFS I thought I’d got to the end of the fairy porn series and now Twitter is telling me she’s released another one? Who is left to yearn after some bloke with wings? Oh God, not the drip sister?
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Farage’s ship is sinking so quickly now somebody is going to have to call out the RNLI.
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