@OhCoco

curry connoisseur, dog mom.

 Brooklyn
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Joined April 2009
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VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN 95’ 🩸
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It might take no less than $500 to rebuild my fridge from scratch. My precious assortment of condiments that I built brick by brick 💔
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Miss P@missphavinOct 25
I think relationships give ppl social credibility that single ppl have to establish individually. Being chosen is treated as evidence that you're desirable, stable, capable of commitment, etc. So ppl outsource their sense of adulthood to someone else's willingness to be with them
Shickadee (Vampire expert) 🇨🇦🇳🇴🇹🇭@shickzanderOct 25
I think the fact that so many of our signs of maturity and adulthood revolving around relationships is why a lot of people get into relationships to begin with even if the relationship isn’t healthy for them be because they want to be seen as grownups.
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I got my fridge back and lost my mind. I’m eating shit I haven’t eaten in years I’m being so greedy.
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The VP of the company asked me mid meeting what concert I went to bcs I have no voice. I had to tell this lady I went to see Kranium lol
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This accounting class is whooping my ass, omg. I cannot finesse this one.
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I had to be a lady and stop drinking that stuff
Erin | Brand Designer + Experience Curator@MissErinB_Oct 15
The first time I had D’usse I completely understood why Beyonce was clapping like that in the Drunk In Love video
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No disrespect but not being able to differentiate between the two is why we think a lot of yall are slow.
yamz@InnanetgrillOct 16
no disrespect to this poster js speaking generally but. the second is kind of implied in the first sentence. yall get so litigious when it comes to “boundaries” idk
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My aunt is asking me if I eat chicken foot. If I could eat manicou, I guess I can try a lil chicken foot.
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I did the like + follow combo on my fake crush and he took the bait
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One of the worst things about NYC weather is the humidity being higher than the temperature. Disgusting.
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MOTHERS.
@francemothersOct 14
1 year ago today. 🕊️ ❤️
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I don’t even question how people reach their breaking point anymore. People will play with your life and livelihood until you lose your mind, then act shocked when you do.
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they dnt tell u that the conception of ur freedom starts with grief
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I want an instant photo printer bad so I can scrapbook all my screenshots
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Day 47 of not having a fridge and @nyc311 has closed all my complaints with no resolution. I can’t wait til Mamdani addresses the corruption within the HPD.
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I don't have a grand strategy for surviving a dark season. I have small anchors. Little things that don’t make everything better all at once, but help me to keep going when a big, wounded part of me wants to stop trying altogether.
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The transplant shorties could not wait to break out the leather trench coats
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I hate when retail staff take the disrespect they get from pretentious shoppers and project it onto customers they perceive as beneath them
Kelly Clarkson
@kellyclarksonOct 10
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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I’m trying to remind myself of all the times I’ve made it through things I thought I wouldn’t. I’m just praying this time is no different bcs I really need things to work out.
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