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Dallas, TX
Joined February 2009
Fiona loves her fans. #TeamFiona
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You might be losing an hour of sleep tomorrow, but we are making it better with 10 Reasons to Look Forward to #SpringFoward #McDsBreakfast
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For those of you who aren't concerned about #SaveNetNutrality This is what paying for internet in Portugal looks like, and they don't have it. We need to stop the @FCC from killing #NetNeutraility
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National Butterfly Center to Sue Over Construction of Trump’s Border Wall texasobserver.org/border-wal…
BREAKING: NBC News has obtained White House talking points distributed to Trump administration allies following Las Vegas shooting:
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Alright guys. We've got to get the ball back. #DallasCowboys
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I don't know about that Snowman movie. #LARvsDAL
BREAKING US Army says 55% of "customers" (1.87m people) on Puerto Rico have no drinking water, up from 44% (1.5m) in the past four days.
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North Korea prisoner Otto Warmbier had no signs of torture – coroner trib.al/PoPp7BN
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Boston Antifa, a fake antifa Twitter account, forgot to turn off location sharing. Posted from Vladivostok, Russia (via @Reddit).
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The #Cowboys stood for the anthem. Y'all look stupid bitching about them. Stop it.
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A great way to show respect for the flag is to refuse offers of clandestine election assistance from hostile foreign espionage agencies
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Kaepernick is offended by police killing unarmed black people while Trump is offended by athletes peacefully protesting brutality #TakeAKnee
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BREAKING- NBA decides now that the team with the least amount of wins has to go to the White House until 2020.
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