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Old Man Tall Guy

@OldManTG

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Joined June 2013
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Rock n' roll literally died today. RIP Lou.
Herpes is a bitch.
Clearly, he uses Colgate Total...
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Tweet #420! Wait... That reminds me...
*pooping* Finally...
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Every day I wake up I'm disappointed.
My sack is so droopy it acts like a pool cover over my asshole.
Rocking my old man's vintage Hugo Boss "suit" from 1940. The knee-high boots might be a bit much.
Bypass surgery successful, celebrating with a stick of salted butter!
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Tweet #414: Ah-Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Guys, if you really want to have sex "doggy style" then just before you cum, pivot so that you're ass-to-ass and bent over.
Coffee-enemas are the shit.
Someone, get me a towel.
Flagons and flogging. I ❤ Sundays.
Hemorrhoids! (Is it just me, or does that seems like an unnecessarily long word?)
Bro, do you even commune with the dead?
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Peter Parker gets bitten by a radioactive Charlotte and leaves sprawling web manifestos hanging between the Manhattan skyscrapers
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Having a Lost marathon party and every time that ridiculous score plays we take shots, at 30sec intervals. Also you have to be nekid. DM me.
An equal opportunity serial killer:
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Made a top hat for my wiener tonight. #CraftingClub
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