Update: Molly needs emergency surgery! Currently getting everything situated because we have to transfer hospitals for it. I ABSOLUTELY HATE asking for help, and Skipper doesn't like it even more, but this is a situation where we really need it. Surgery is apparently $6,000 to $8,000 and we definitely do not have that. We have applied for a loan but the extra payment a month is going to be hard on us, so I am reaching out to you all. If you are able to help at all Skipper and I would be so beyond grateful. My Ko-fi and Streamelements tips links are below. ko-fi.com/bloominbirdie streamelements.com/bloominbi…

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(Scene: A dimly lit room. The Feminist Activist sits across from the Confused Man, dealing imaginary cards while explaining the rules of modern sexual consent with absolute confidence. Spock stands nearby, unhelpfully precise.) FEMINIST ACTIVIST: The name of the game is called Consentbin. CONFUSED MAN: Consentbin? FEMINIST ACTIVIST: Consentbin. It’s not too difficult. Each participant must give a clear, verbal, enthusiastic “yes” before every act, except for the person with less institutional power, who may communicate through body language—unless they’ve had any alcohol, in which case body language is automatically invalid. CONFUSED MAN: Unless alcohol. FEMINIST ACTIVIST: Yes. The second confirmation is turned up, except on Tuesdays, or when the initiator has higher socioeconomic status, or if either party is wearing a university hoodie. CONFUSED MAN: On Tuesday. FEMINIST ACTIVIST: Oh, look what you got - two verbal yeses. You already have a half-consentbin. CONFUSED MAN: I need another yes. FEMINIST ACTIVIST: No, no. If you got another yes, why, you’d have a sralk. CONFUSED MAN: A sralk? FEMINIST ACTIVIST: Yes. You’d be disqualified. Too much enthusiasm can indicate coercion, or performance for the male gaze, or internalized patriarchy. You need a clear “yes” and a deuce - except at night, of course, when you’d need a “yes” and a four, and also a signed waiver, and also for neither of you to be under the influence of any substance that a future therapist might later decide impaired judgment. CONFUSED MAN: Except at night. FEMINIST ACTIVIST: Right. Oh, look at that. You’ve got another yes. How lucky you are! How wonderful for you. If you hadn’t gotten that second yes - if you’d only gotten a nonverbal cue - why then you’d get another check-in, except when it’s dark, or after the fact, or when feelings change, in which case you give the whole thing back and it becomes a violation retroactively. CONFUSED MAN: If it were dark on Tuesday. FEMINIST ACTIVIST: Yes, but what you’re after is a Royal Affirmative Consentbin, but the odds of getting a Royal Affirmative Consentbin are astronomical. Spock, what are the odds of achieving fully compliant Royal Affirmative Consentbin under current standards? SPOCK: I have never computed them, Captain. The variables are non-falsifiable and shift according to the emotional state of the complainant at any future point. FEMINIST ACTIVIST: Well, they’re astronomical, believe me. Now, for the last confirmation. We’ll call it a kronk. You got that? CONFUSED MAN: What? FEMINIST ACTIVIST: A kronk. The final, ongoing, revocable, context-dependent, power-analyzed, later-regret-proof affirmation that must be reconfirmed every thirty seconds, unless the woman changes her mind afterward, in which case the kronk is void and the entire preceding sequence is reclassified as assault. Unless she decides it wasn’t. Or unless the cultural mood shifts. Or unless she’s a different demographic than previously assumed. You see? CONFUSED MAN: …I think I need another card. FEMINIST ACTIVIST: No, no. If you take another card now, that’s a sralk. Or a kronk. Or both. Depends on the lighting and whether anyone films it. Spock? SPOCK: The rules appear to be determined after the outcome is known, Captain. FEMINIST ACTIVIST: Exactly. That’s how you know you’re playing correctly.

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It's been a week Yaplettes! Between videos being removed from yt, dogs needing surgery, and now one of our daughters has the flu, figured a fun relaxing gameplay night would be nice! Streaming tonight 8PM EST w/ @LordRexworthVT, @SlimeLimuBee, @Jon_tha_Skipper for some game play! Come join the fun!

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