Writer, artist, quadriplegic. When life hands you lemons just be cool about it. #RockChalk He/Him

Joined March 2011
What in the world is Ole Miss doing
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I’m reaching out in our greatest time of need. As hard as it is to ask for help, we have a short amount of time left, and I am trying my best to make sure she knows we’ll all be ok when she’s gone. If you can help, please do. Thank you. Scott gofundme.com/f/help-cali-and…
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lowkey gave me a heart attack. 10/10
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Goofy ass movie with the scariest dude you’ve ever seen in your life
Tarman ~ The Return of the Living Dead (1985) 🎬
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God damnit jayhawks....
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They got adopted today btw!! Found that out while chatting with old coworkers lol
Saw something very cute at the shelter today
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Everybody is completely gassed. Both teams needed this timeout.
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I’m going to annoy everyone with how pretty I think Seattle is in the fall. :)
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Is defense back in the NBA or are offenses just bad? There's some crazy box scores happening right now and I can't tell if it's just shot variance or what.
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Ant and LaMelo shooting 8/32 but somehow the Wolves are up by 25 on the Magic...
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Let Kenneth Walker go to save $14M so you can trade draft capital for a RB who's two years older, has only played two full seasons in his career and is set to make $22M each of the next two years. I'm sure it'll work out great.
🚨🚨#Seahawks reportedly in the drivers seat with #Colts Jonathan Taylor Indy interim GM Ed Doubs has a great relationship with the Seattle front office
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LeBron James has stood for the national anthem no less than 1600 times in his life. He's probably spent somewhere in the neighborhood of 55 hours of his life standing for America just so he can play a BASKETBALL GAME. This is all so stupid.
Instead of taking accountability for disrespecting America with his antics in the season opener, LeBron tried ridiculing President Trump for calling him out… “Slow news day at the office, you know.” MJ didn’t divide people politically like LeBron has. (🎥: NBC Sports Philadelphia)
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Bucks gonna get hit with the Ibaka hammer
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I have an Allen Bailey story. My wife and I lived in the River Market in Kansas City from 2013-16, and our loft shared a wall with Allen Bailey’s apartment. He always smiled, always said hi. He was a giant human being. We owned a Boston Terrier named Wrigley, who Allen really liked. The dog was ultra-hyper, but we loved him. One day after work, I came home and couldn’t find Wrigley in our apartment. I looked everywhere, I yelled for him. Then I hear a booming voice from next door. “HEY HE OVER HERE” Turns out the maintenance man had been in our apartment (scheduled maintenance) and had unknowingly let our dog out into the common foyer area. I go out of my apartment and Allen meets me, holding Wrigley. With a big smile, he says “I found him out here. Thought about just keeping him and not telling y’all.” Was really sad to see the news. I didn’t know the guy well by any means, but he genuinely seemed like a great guy. RIP.
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I wish there was a stat for this but there's a good chance that's the first time LeBron James has ever been boo'd by a home crowd in his entire life
LeBron James on tonight’s crowd: “It was everything that I dreamed of and more. We got the boos. That was amazing. We deserved it. And then we had the cheers, and almost blew the roof off this thing tonight — in a good way. It was a hell of a night.”
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Actually insane and unbelievably fucked up
The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources. Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources. Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test. nyti.ms/4jB0yvR
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