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Stand-up comic https://teapawt.org/t.co/vY1Q9TD1AH

Wilmington, NC
Joined October 2009
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Raleigh, NC I will be there telling jokes during the Raleigh Comedy Festival would love to see you Friday 3/27 @ the Hippo 7 pm & then Saturday 3/28 8 pm @ Kings ticket links are in my bio. If you can’t make a show share it with a friend in the area I would really appreciate it!
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If you ever need medical supplies I implore you to never use @lincare they are by far the worst company to deal with and care very little about health and more about their bottom line!
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The saying “Working hard or hardly working?” had to have started in the porn industry.
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How long before CBS & paramount offers Andrew Schulz the Stephen Colbert spot!
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👀 You have got to be kidding me. theatlantic.com/politics/arc…
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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @JeffreyGoldberg. theatlantic.com/politics/arc…
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The stranded astronauts watching another Space X launch failure.
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The United Spites of America.
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Trump & Vance: “Look how tough we are!” America: “Ok, it’s time to cancel this shit!”
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🗓️SAVE THE DATE🗓️ We're excited to announce, "From Wilmington, With Love," a hurricane relief concert on Oct. 29 at 6:00 p.m. at Greenfield Lake Amphitheater featuring @BenFolds, musicians from western North Carolina, and other special guests.
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Oh me, well I’m into banal sex.
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This weekend at the @deadcrowcomedy room check out the local comedians headlining all weekend long!
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Friday, May 31st at the @deadcrowcomedy room I will be headlining the 9:30 pm show get tickets now!
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I’ll be headlining the Dead Crow Comedy Room Friday, May 31st at 9:30 pm get tickets here: deadcrowcomedy-com.seatengin…
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Hey @SUBWAY I guess when you order a coke with your meal you charge a $.50 premium I wasn’t aware we have to supply our own coke. I got my sandwiches, chips and 2 empty cups delivered. Tried to call restaurant no answer and voicemail not set up. Subway eat trash!
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You know Amazon told that guy he had to pay for that van!
TMZ has obtained exclusive new video of the Amazon van that got split in half on a railroad track a few years ago -- and the footage is SHOCKING 😨
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