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Stakeout at Kroger leads to drug bust in Nashville... But there's no such drug!? @WSMV wsmv.com/2022/11/01/stakeoutβ¦
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If all the people who have spent money traveling to see the coffin sent the money to a charity instead say food banks it would help the living and make a different kind of history #CoffinWatch
HOLY SHIT I'M DYING youtu.be/tqsy9Wtr1qE PISSBOT9000
#pissbot #pissbot9000 i love you @michaelreeves where have you been all my life
i don't really care about fred durst or limp bizkit one way or another, this just made me homesick for Los Angeles...
I present the candidate for the New Rickroll. the NasXroll youtube.com/watch?v=z1EiP7QVβ¦
today I was reminded that my gender is ...
Tom Holland cosplaying Rhianna
youtu.be/1i5DEipIWh4?t=129
(not the person, the esthetic.)
safe way to get birds out of my air conditioner unit? they are so loud I can't talk on the phone. they don't seem to be bothered by being doused with vinegar.
I'm certain I'm not the last to know, but just got word that @dakami Dan Kaminsky passed away. You never got a hug like a hug from Dan. He squeezed. He did everything with passion. I'm sad for my friends who knew him better than me. I'm thinking of one person in particular. :-(
i don't care what you say this is carved from a block of government cheese and i'mma eat it anyway.
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BREAKING: The U.S. Department of State just released a notification that "Donald J. Trump's term ended on 2021-01-11 19:39:54."
Did he just resign, or was the 25th Amendment implemented?
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Weβre not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, weβre asking you to NOT shoot us like you donβt shoot them...
"Fresh Start" is the new "Unprecedented Times"
"Reinvent" is the new "Pivot"
kick 2020 to the curb, yes, but leave the clichΓ©s!
hey @notsofast I have some other twitter handles that I could sell you for a bitcoin, if you want. ποΈποΈ
