Mc Doug 🌸 retweeted
M&S have wiped the floor with John Lewis in the Christmas advert wars this year.
John Lewis might as well take the decorations down and go home.
This isn’t just a Christmas advert. This is an M&S Christmas advert. 🎄
Yip its been cut almost shredded
I see John Lewis has quietly re-edited its Christmas ad in the hope nobody will notice.
Gone: the scenes of the feral grandkids misbehaving.
Gone: the useless, gormless looking parents.
It’s too late, guys.
We've all seen the original. Deleting is cheating. #JohnLewisChristmas
Mc Doug 🌸 retweeted
Should I be preparing for WW3 or Christmas,
because I dont have the budget for both. FFS
Oaaft its like an ad for an alternate brat xmas
This John Lewis Christmas advert is a SHOCKER and it’s gone down about as well as a cup of cold sick.🤮
Two entitled, spoilt brats ignore their grandmother at the door, then trash the house and jump all over the furniture while their mother just shrugs and says, “Sorry, I think they need something to do”.
Grandma digs some simple toys out of the attic. The ungrateful kids sulk. When they open their Christmas cards, they shake them looking for money and look disappointed when there isn’t any.
They only cheer up when Grandma leads them into a room she’s spent a fortune turning into a full grotto.
Who on earth thought this was a good idea and signed it off?
No surprise it’s one of the worst-reviewed John Lewis ads ever and that the YouTube comments have been switched off.
Dreadful.
Been thinking this since it happened, is it too much to ask to adpat a rule where keepers arent allowed outside the 18yrd box.
Awe my my my 🌂
Well well well
Isn't it weird that, less than two weeks after Europe and the UK told their citizens to prepare and stock up, the food chain has been attacked?
🚨 Overnight, hackers hijacked supermarket fridges and freezers in at least 6 European countries. Some were set to +50°C.
Stores across Europe are throwing out food today.
Hit overnight:
🇧🇪 Belgium – dozens of Delhaize stores, 15 Carrefour, 5 Spar
🇱🇺 Luxembourg – Delhaize stores
🇳🇱 Netherlands – 17+ businesses: butchers, local shops, a frozen-food storage site
🇸🇪 Sweden – ICA & Coop stores, one ICA's freezers set to +50°C
🇮🇪 Ireland – 13 SuperValu stores, chilled & frozen food binned
🇪🇪 Estonia – a Selver store's fridges set to +50°C, caught within minutes
🇫🇮 Finland – Kesko checking fridge faults, a hack not ruled out
And it's not the first time:
🇺🇸 August – freezers at 6+ US military base stores flipped to defrost overnight. The Pentagon now treats it as a suspected cyberattack.
🇫🇷 11–12 October – ~700 French supermarkets. Fridges hit 50°C, some stores caught fire.
So far: no claim of responsibility. No ransom demand.
Now remember what governments have been telling you:
🇪🇺 EU – keep 72 hours of food & water at home
🇬🇧 UK – 72 hours ("Be Ready", launched 22 Oct, cyberattacks named as a threat)
🇫🇷 France – 72 hours
🇳🇱 Netherlands – 72 hours
🇸🇪 Sweden & 🇳🇴 Norway – about 1 week
🇩🇪 Germany – up to 10 days
Every country hit last night falls under the EU's 72-hour advice.
They told you to stock up. Now the cold chain itself is under attack.
How many days could your household last if the shelves went empty tomorrow? 👇
Mc Doug 🌸 retweeted
🇺🇸⚡️President Trump: "I will propose a Western Survival Pact. Whoever joins it closes its borders, expels en masse, and defends its culture. Whoever doesn't do it... faces the invasion alone. And the first one who must sign it is the United Kingdom... or it sinks!" 💥
Awe my i have a aunt i would love to bring back from this 🫂
A quick google search 💉 god love her
Irish Olympian and European champion runner Ciara Mageean has died aged 34 rte.ie/sport/athletics/2026/…
Anyone else noticed that the ones that were all connected with the whole netflix darts sham have went very quite indeed?


















