@OnlyPhanatics

my love language is being a sarcastic little bitch

Joined December 2012
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They just opened the trophy case that holds their Lombardis
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US4 Mar 2025
Eerie scenes in Dallas as dust from the West blankets the city.
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#ThrowTheBallUp
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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#20YearsOfTaylorSwift
jess@OnlyPhanaticsMay 18
Preserving ancient texts (found my old iPod and wanted to see if Picture to Burn homophobic version was still there)
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Tricking your employees who would’ve loved a championship ring into training workshops is as poverty as it gets
EverythingKnicks
@EverythinKnicksOct 22
A 76ers fan calling the Knicks a poverty franchise is the funniest thing you'll see today.
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buckets@bucketsOct 23
the dichotomy of the nba
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Three other franchises in this city were sacrificed for the product the Sixers are putting on the floor
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Spent nearly a decade watching Tobias Harris try to play the same sport as Jaylen Brown. I’m enjoying this.
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MAXEYYY
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with 12 days until the midterm elections, the entire republican party has coalesced around attacking a woman for having been raped by her stepfather when she was twelve
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 22
Trump: "Vivek Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Amy Acton, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is a liar, and much worse. The Press, in a concerted and well coordinated attack, is trying to get Vivek Ramaswamy to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office"
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Thank god someone can finally take a little heat off the Eagles
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Sixers the lone bright spot in what was been a shitty month+ of Philly sports
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Embiid has been a Sixer for over a decade and I still get nervous every time he doesn’t immediately get up off the floor
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Took 3-5 business days for the Knicks to hang that fuck ass banner
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Eagles medical staff has him listed as probable
dan@surveyteam6Oct 19
Replying to @BarstoolBigCat @TomScibelli
Is Kim Jong un dead?
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Saw who wrote it and the shit ass headline made more sense
The Philadelphia Inquirer
@PhillyInquirerOct 18
Tanner McKee-DeVonta Smith connection sizzles as Jalen Hurts sits and hopes he keeps his job ebx.sh/aFBG7M
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Spent my Sunday being present with family and listening to countless 3 year old scream at the top of their lungs. The eagles can’t hurt me
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Amazing…and worth noting that Ella Langley untagged herself in Noem’s tweet
Screenshot on a black background. Kacey Musgraves (@KaceyMusgraves) writes, “I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.” She quotes Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem): “I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.” Below is James Talarico’s post: “Thank you for having me last night, Kacey Musgraves!” Two photos show Kacey Musgraves and James Talarico together at a concert: posing in the first, and facing one another as Musgraves holds a microphone in the second.

ALT Screenshot on a black background. Kacey Musgraves (@KaceyMusgraves) writes, “I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.” She quotes Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem): “I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.” Below is James Talarico’s post: “Thank you for having me last night, Kacey Musgraves!” Two photos show Kacey Musgraves and James Talarico together at a concert: posing in the first, and facing one another as Musgraves holds a microphone in the second.

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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Gotta be fucking kidding me
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