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“I’m like falling asleep. Let’s play like Go Fish or something.”
Breaking: Joel Embiid will undergo surgery to repair an orbital fracture of his left eye. Pending the results, Embiid could return to play in 2-4 weeks, a source told @ZachLowe_NBA.
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Last day of the work week. #YesSir
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When you get to the drive-thru window and they tell you the ice cream machine is broken.
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Porker called me annoying. Has he ever listened to himself bitch and complain while talking in circles non stop?
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Breaking: Marvin Bagley III declares for the NBA Draft after 1 season at Duke, he announced on his Instagram.
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“I always dreamed of coming here and being part of this tradition, and it was a great experience for me the whole year.” #TheBrotherhood #DukeintheNBA 🔵😈
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The McDonald's McFlurry machine is always down because it must undergo a four-hour-long heat-cleaning cycle to kill bacteria every day.
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First and last time I’ll ever watch Rosanne. #BAD
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ZION NEARLY TOOK THE RIM OFF 😱
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Don’t get me wrong: I’m enjoying the NCAA tourney immensely. But one thing is obvious (and it’s a reason for these low scores): kids, for the most part, have no midrange game nowadays; it’s either a 3 or at the rim.
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S/O to our guy @AmileJefferson! 🔵 Led the @nbagleague in rebounding this season (12.8 RPG) 🔵 Set @nbagleague record for most double-doubles in a single season (36)
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Dad complaining about the Duke game still. 😂
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Tough one. Blue Devil for life though. That’s my squad always! @dukebasketball
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