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Miranda Lawson

@OperativeLawson

I don't have patience for incompetence. (Not affiliated with BioWare.)

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Better than a flat butt teapawt.org/BeyondSubject0/status/…
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It's called having tits, hon. teapawt.org/BeyondSubject0/status/…
I'll punch myself in the mouth, gently, with this key lime pie. teapawt.org/BeyondSubject0/status/…
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You come here. I'm too full of food teapawt.org/BeyondSubject0/status/…
Fight me irl. teapawt.org/BeyondSubject0/status/…
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@BeyondSubject0 You'll be flushed when I'm done with you... And not in a sexy way.
@BeyondSubject0 I hope you flushed her good so she never has to spend any more of her miserable life with you
I'm having a food baby, here. I'm going to name it Ashley.
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"Prior engagements" involved stuffing myself with Yorkshire puddings and prosecco, then being unable to get out of my catsuit.
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Sorry. Prior engagements. teapawt.org/BioWareProblems/status…
BioWareProblems (@BioWareProblems) profile pictureBioWareProblems@BioWareProblems25 Dec 2015
Miranda wasn't waiting for me under the Christmas tree this morning, Santa isn't real.
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Yes, thank you, loyal subjects. What illusions of grandeur? teapawt.org/NiamhLawrence/status/6…
Chaser (@ChasertheWriter) profile pictureChaser@ChasertheWriter7 Nov 2015
In honor of the N7 day celebration, let’s use this as a good opportunity to remind ourselves that Miranda is incredibly incredibly important
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Jack@JackTheBiotic8 Nov 2015
Happy #N7Day you fucks. Apparently I'm not allowed to be in the new game but JUST LET THEM TRY AND STOP ME
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My heel is going to kiss your arsehole soon teapawt.org/JackTheBiotic/status/6…
Jack (@JackTheBiotic) profile pictureJack@JackTheBiotic8 Nov 2015
Replying to @OperativeLawson
@OperativeLawson @hellaWilliam I guess I won't tell anyone that we kissed. I mean what
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They were still streaming Bob Ross in 2087, by the way
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Joel MacMillan@MrJoelMac7 Nov 2015
...to explore Andromeda and all its secrets. #N7Day
Image from Joel MacMillan (@MrJoelMac)
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If you count drinking until she's tolerable as "celebrating", yeah. teapawt.org/hellaWilliam/status/66…
🏳️‍🌈tifa🐶 (@hellaWilliam) profile picture🏳️‍🌈tifa🐶@hellaWilliam7 Nov 2015
Replying to @OperativeLawson
@OperativeLawson Are you celebrating #N7Day with Jack?
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I was born this way. teapawt.org/tooenthused/status/663…
Alex (@dbs_and_dragons) profile pictureAlex@dbs_and_dragons7 Nov 2015
I like Miranda. She's pretty great. #AlexPlaysMassEffect2
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Coming out of hiding for #N7Day. You understand how dangerous this is for me and why I won't be smiling much, of course.
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No, YOU'RE crying into a bottle of wine because YOU'RE irrelevant.
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@AndrastesTits I'm not though.
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