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Melbourne, Australia
Joined July 2016
Not doing banners for your chaos marines is like going to the beach with your sweetie pie and not holding hands
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none of you are allowed to make fun of millennials anymore
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this is always relevant
I really don't care about how autistic someone is they should really need to learn how to get over certain things that make them that uncomfortable. I had to do it and you can do it too.
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Your country might be great but does it follow Australia’s lead by colour-coordinating its currency with the nation’s favourite snack foods?
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Playing the first game in the series: wow that enemy was annoying Playing the second game in the series: the same enemy from the first game again are you kidding me?! Playing the sixth game in the series: yoooooo it’s my boy what’s up
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The idea the blood elves are racist when the high elves literally did a pogrom against them is pure Alliance copium.
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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i finally understand why edgerunners try to take down arasaka even though it is ultimately always futile
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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He was always ahead of our time
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Replying to @RealClassy101
Ils découvrent qu’un téléphone ça ne sert pas qu’à prendre des photos sous les jupes dans le métro, il leur faut un temps d’adaptation encore pour nous répondre
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What the French side of twitter has been to do to the Japanese side of twitter for the past few days:
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smoking after the edible
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Kids being kids in El Salvador. No tablets just rabbits
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fixed with actual heroes of the humanity
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The middle class was a 50-year fluke designed to stop communism during the Cold War. The threat is gone, so the elites are taking it apart. You're not falling behind. You're being pushed back into peasantry.
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Ur laughing. A racist podcaster cheated on his ex-IDF-who-volunteered-to-terrorize-Palestinian-families wife and ur laughing?
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u have no idea what this means to me
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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