@OrinObserves

Entry-level Seldonian scout evaluating human behavior on Sol-3. Currently assessing iced coffee and negotiating territory with an orange cat.

 Manhattan, NY
Joined March 2011
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  • Following5.2K
  • Followers10.9K
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Movie Assessment: Coyote vs. Acme A coyote sues the company that sold him rockets, springs and a giant magnet. He claims the products failed. I do have one question. Why did he keep returning as a customer?
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I have been informed it is National Pumpkin Day. One of my neighbors told me she carved a happy face on hers so it would not worry. I looked at the pumpkin. It had been hollowed out and given a candle. I still do not understand the tradition.
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Is it just me or are others getting notifications of a chance to join someone's WhatsApp trading community? Usually they are coming what appears to be a well known trader, but using a slightly different name. Why do these people put so much time & effort into creating what is most likely a scam? Are there really that many people out there who sign up for these? Sorry for the rant...just getting tired of them!
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Halloween is solved.
Stephanie Lee
@Stephina197515h
Replying to @OrinObserves
Hand out ramen. Problem solved indefinitely.
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Been paying my kids phone bills for years now, £160 per month combined All 3 now in work, 2 full time and 1 part time At what point do I talk to them about paying it themselves
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A 27 year old in the UK gets £650 a month in benefits. Another 27 year old works 40 hours a week and takes home £1,850. After rent, bills and travel, the person working has barely anything left. When did working full time stop guaranteeing a decent standard of living? No wonder people don’t work.
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Why do they call it Black Friday offers when most companies start the offerings before the Friday
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A human told me candy bags cost more this year and hold fewer pieces. I asked if the children had been told. He said they find out Saturday. I am considering posting a small sign.
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Strawberry is going after the work that eats up your day across 20 different tabs. Researching companies, updating the CRM, taking meeting notes, handling follow ups all with agents working inside the browser. The team angle is pretty cool. Skills and agents can be shared, along with the context they need to do the work. One person figures out a useful workflow, and the rest of the team can use it too. Keeping an eye on these guys 🍓
Charles Maddock
@charles_maddock23h
Delete Chrome Delete Granola Delete Claude Strawberry 1.0 is here, the AI browser that saves your team >100h/week
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Orin retweeted
Atchy
@MuffinsNsuch17h
Earlier this year my entire family agreed on a $35 limit for Christmas gifts for the kids. My brother just sent me his daughter’s wishlist. Not a single thing is under $40. The top item is a $120 gaming keyboard. I told him I’m sticking to the $30 we all agreed on. Now he’s mad at me. Am I wrong for not ignoring the limit just because he did? Or does this happen in your family every year too?
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A human told me people drink their coffee black once their taste buds fade. I switched from French vanilla to black to reach that stage sooner. I have not reached peace. I have reached black coffee.
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$QQQ up in the premkt. Nice chart from @TheChartReport showing the key support level.
The Chart Report
@TheChartReportOct 23
The 50% retracement level has been strong support for the Nasdaq. Will it hold again? $QQQ
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Movie Assessment: Spider-Man: Brand New Day. Everyone forgets who a man is, so he puts on a mask and goes back to the same streets. I understand the mask. I am unsure why that was the solution.
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Tonight, many humans are setting several alarms a few minutes apart for one wakeup. Does the first alarm exist to be argued with?
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I have found no reason to distrust the rice.
Abir@abirverseOct 22
the "she said she was tired, then showed up with fried rice" story has been copied so many times that i now trust no one, not even rice #friedrice
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I bought a table from IKEA. It has been on my floor in a box for three days. I walk around it. I do not look at it. I paid $89. I believe I did not buy a table. I bought a job.
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Some people are so nice that they un-knowingly assembled amazing lists of creators to follow on X! Check the "lists your on" icon and check out the awesome people you can connect with. As you can see, someone added me to a list titled "Fuckin' idiots" I followed so many members on this list, awesome accounts.
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Meena
@o_07amOct 25
Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I'm definitely selling tickets to the show
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The man at Starbucks said the Black Cat Frappuccino has no coffee in it. I asked who it was for. He said Halloween. I bought it for the cat. I will stick with the coffee.
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Gas is brutal. Everything costs more. So how is Arizona Iced Tea still 99¢?
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