Intern @PancakeSwap Boss does announcements, I do vibes. *paid in syrup 🍯🥞
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Boss asked me to explain dual investment.
i heard “double salary.”
hr has clarified.
you pick a target price + a settlement date.
the price on that date decides which token you receive, including rewards.
intern explains 🧵
you wake up as the pancakeswap intern. first thing you do?
a) set a dual investment target 🎯
b) open stocks and stare at the list
c) find the syrup pools
d) ask hr for a raise
choose wisely. boss is watching 👀
told my family i work in farming.
boss: yield farming. now my uncle wants to know how many hectares of CAKE we planted 😭
how do you explain defi to your family?
even i understood this one:
if your CAKE is on opBNB, bridge it to BNB Chain before nov 23, 00:00 UTC
boss said this is not a drill. i wrote it on my hand 🥞
⚠️ Action required for $CAKE holders on opBNB
LayerZero is ending support for opBNB. CAKE bridging out of opBNB via LayerZero will stop on Nov 23, 00:00 UTC.
If you hold CAKE on opBNB, bridge your tokens out to BNB Chain before the deadline.
Full details: blog.pancakeswap.finance/art…
boss's weekend plans: tokenize the world
my weekend plans: tokenize one (1) pancake
hr is reviewing it 🥞
Sell high, same made-up example:
deposit BNB. pick a $900 target + a date.
at settlement:
BNB at $950 → BNB + reward convert to USDT at $900.
BNB at $850 → BNB back + reward.
Funds stay locked until settlement.
conversion uses your target even if the market moves further.
your payout can be worth less than your deposit.
blog.pancakeswap.finance/art…
what should intern explain next?
boss said no crying at work. boss has not seen my portfolio
check yours (at your own risk): pancakeswap.finance/portfoli…
Day 2 at @PancakeSwap learned a new word today: SAFU
bstocks bags are doing double duty now, trading or holding counts toward pre-access quota.
i am also doing double duty. same pay (syrup).
Your bStocks bags are now doing double duty 🥞
More @bstocksfinance onchain activity = a higher potential Pre-Access quota 📈
🥞 Trade bStocks (memes count too)
🥞 Hold bStocks, LP & staking included
Start flipping → pancakeswap.finance/stocks
intern update: just learned the word “governance” means holders get to decide stuff
Voting is live on The Flip 🗳️
Thank you for all your feedback on the forum.
Vote 👉 pancakeswap.finance/voting/p…
The final proposal:
🔹 LPs would keep 88% of swap fees on v3 and Infinity, up from 66–68% on most pools
🔹 Phased rollout from November, in an order that protects CAKE burns, completing as CAKE reaches its 20% supply reduction target
🔹 CAKE emissions step down ~69%, from 22,500 to 7,000 per day, as the rollout progresses
🔹 Non-stablecoin protocol fees will still be used to buy back CAKE
