Please Don’t Take Me Home is a podcast about the joy, misery and glorious absurdity of football fandom.

England, United Kingdom
Joined August 2024
This week @AnnieMcTweet opened up about her strange phobia that affects her match day! Any other slightly football-related phobias out there? Listen to the full episode pod.link/1766951791
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This week @AnnieMcTweet gave us our first tattoo viewing of the season. And a great tattooist story to boot. Click here for the full episode pod.link/1766951791
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No comedians were harmed in the making of this week’s podcast…Click here to listen to our brilliant chat with @AnnieMcTweet pod.link/1766951791
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Would you rather go 2-0 up in 10 minutes or 1-0 up after 85 minutes? Listen to the full episode here pod.link/1766951791
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This is dreamboat stuff from an ex-guest of ours.
Went to the Brentford Liverpool game on Sat. Headed the ball. LIFE COMPLETE. 'Av it
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Not many people can say they’ve written a cup final song for their team. Even less can say their team went on to win it. Listen to the whole episode here pod.link/1766951791
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Never meet your heroes, particularly when that hero is the legendary chatty man @IanWright0 and you’ve left your dog in a badly parked car. Check out the whole episode here, then like and subscribe! youtube.com/@PDTMHPod
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This week Doc Brown told us of his heartache at missing out on scoring at Selhurst Park due to @WayneRoutledge being too much of a pro! Click here for the full episode! pod.link/1766951791
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Where have all the baby Phils gone? Or Neils?
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This week @ChesneyHawkes told us about the time he tried his hardest to convince @_DeclanRice to stay at @WestHam - click here for the full episode! pod.link/1766951791
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Can @piershewitt get his revenge here over @jimdalycomedy ? How many Championship grounds have you been to?
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We’re sure @piershewitt v @ChesneyHawkes is a fixture that you’ve all been talking about. Fantasy Football really does bring us all together. Click here to watch our full episode youtube.com/@PDTMHPod
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This week we discussed the possible regret of @ChesneyHawkes for not naming one of his dogs after @WestHam legend Julian Dicks. Anyone named their pets after footballers? Click here to watch the full episode on YouTube. youtube.com/@PDTMHPod
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It’s @jimdalycomedy with a clean sweep over @piershewitt here - but then he does spend his life in the Premier League! How many Premier League grounds have you been to? Which ones are you missing?
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NEW EPISODE!! With the brilliant @ChesneyHawkes where we chatted loads about all things @WestHam , @TimmyMallett and calling your dog ‘Dicks’. Watch it here youtube.com/@PDTMHPod
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Celebrity meetings don’t come much weirder than this. Can anyone beat these? Listen to the full episode pod.link/1766951791
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Anyone else want to own up to not watching Mexico v England live? Click here for the full episode pod.link/1766951791
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Saturday 3pm
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When your mate’s been to Wembley too much…
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Couple of absolute whoppers in here.
It’s Dave Challinor’s birthday today. Former Tranmere Rovers defender and one-time world record holder for the longest ever football throw-in. At the turn of the century, there was nothing but chaos whenever he had the ball in his hands…
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