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Every. Fucking. Word.
Comedian Cliff Cash delivers a brutally on-point takedown of the so-called “tough” MAGA men, describing Trump as “a dying pedophile…with a pussy on his neck, who paints his face orange every day and shits in his pants.”
Watch the whole thing. 🔥
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This is Gamja. She doesn't need any of your lunch, it's fine... Will just starve over here in the corner instead. 13/10
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Republican C-SPAN caller: “It’s hard for me to say this, but I think if I can open up about it in public it might help others… I regret my support for Trump, and I should’ve known better. He’s a con man. A liar. The worst, most corrupt president we’ve ever had.”
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This is Jack. He was given a pair of overalls today. Doesn’t mind wearing them, but wants to be clear he will not be performing any manual labor. 12/10
ALT a tricolor basset hound puppy named Jack sits on a gray couch wearing a pair of jean overalls. he looks up at the camera with an expression that says, "are you serious?" this is not what he meant when he requested a blue collar.
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Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂
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Why would they only share the first frame? Here’s the whole version
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The continual attacks by some extreme Republicans on law enforcement are becoming shameful and wildly out of touch with reality. teapawt.org/FoxNews/status/9839042…
.@DevinNunes: "We will have a plan to hold in contempt and to impeach." @IngrahamAngle: "To impeach Christopher Wray?"
@DevinNunes: "Absolutely."
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For David Hogg to drive conservatives any more mad, he have to literally be health care for a brown person. teapawt.org/bri_sacks/status/98352…
Sinclair confirms that Jamie Allman, who has a nightly show on St. Louis' @KDNLABC30, has resigned after his tweet about sexually assaulting David Hogg with a hot poker sparked backlash and an advertiser boycott
Spox: "Yes his show is canceled and he is off the air immediately"
But it would be unconstitutional to compile a list of gun owners, right? teapawt.org/The_UnSilent_/status/9…
In todays edition of how I can be like Putin...
@realDonaldTrump ordered The DHS to compile a list & monitor professional journalists & "top media influencers," which includes bloggers & podcasters.
If I don’t post anything for 3 days someone call Bob 😐forbes.com/sites/michellefab…
I don't think Trump knows what a trade deficit is. It's our companies importing goods that fuels our domestic economy. His policies are a disaster to the flow of goods that keeps our economy ticking. teapawt.org/WilDonnelly/status/981…
