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Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you! Braves/Kentucky/Patriots 🤷‍♂️ I sometimes do brackets/polls for no good reason.

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RYAN@PERKNSOct 3
but in all seriousness, I'd punch Ken Rosenthal in the face
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2 hours on the tarmac @JetBlue.. unbelievable – at Fort Lauderdale, FL
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This is beautiful.
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This girl is flirting with me in front of her boyfriend and it's becoming really really weird.
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I love seeing the Eagles suck.
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Now I'm having fun! Go Pats!
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Why are the Patriots corners playing so soft?
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Go Pats!
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Can confirm it's raining in Miami.
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“So how long ya been ubering for?”
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@TCLtalksNFLOct 30
The AJ Brown experience in New England
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Being down 10-0 in a World Series is brutal.
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"Tony Pollard having a great game on my bench." - everyone who has Tony Pollard in fantasy football
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Arthur Juan might suck.
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AJ Brown has to make these catches.
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it would be really cool if someone rich would venmo @perkns five grand for my birthday
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Drop whatever you're doing, folks We're kicking off this Chaos Tuesday™ with a new bracket of the most embarrassing Yankees moments of the Aaron Boone era. There are 32 embarrassments coming from across 4 regions: October Nightmares, Boone's Brain, The Front Office, and Other Insanity That Sounds Made Up. Be sure to vote early and often as we narrow things down to identify the single greatest embarrassment of the Boone era! We may not have the ALCS or the World Series this year, but at least we'll always have Chaos Tuesday. (First-round polls are in the replies below.)
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The Braves really traded away William Contreras 😭
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FIRE EVERYONE
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Start the MLB lockout now.
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