🚨 BREAKING: Jake Shields has reportedly covered the clock on his microwave with electrical tape after becoming suspicious of how it always knows what time it is.

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PERTURABO🟦⬜️🟩 · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:43 AM UTC

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PERTURABO🟦⬜️🟩 · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:34 AM UTC

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You guys get depressed by the overcast weather and dense forests because you’re not atlantids and not suited to that environment

Crowletariat𓅃@derg_corv11h

There's no shortage of rotting ex-logging towns in the PNW region that look just like this, and there are some very good reasons that even these dim chuds avoid them.

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PERTURABO🟦⬜️🟩 · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:54 AM UTC

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There are thousands of these in the outer reaches of the solar system, waiting to be claimed

SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory@SLAClab14h

Did we find a new dwarf planet? @VRubinObs has revealed a new dwarf planet candidate that orbits our Sun beyond Pluto! And it may be among the largest and brightest objects discovered in this region of the Solar System: stanford.io/4exr85u

This image shows the orbital pathway of newly discovered dwarf planet candidate 2026 ED138 (ED138), as observed by NSF–DOE Vera C. Rubin Observatory. This image is a composite of multiple images captured by Rubin between 4 March and 11 July 2026 at intervals indicated by the teal circles. ED138 is visible at the center of each circle.

ED138 was found by Rubin Operations team member and in-Kind contributor Matthew Holman (Center for Astrophysics | Harvard & Smithsonian), who contributes to improving Rubin's algorithms that search for distant moving objects in our Solar System. Its distance from the Sun places it beyond the orbit of Pluto, and initial analysis indicates that it may be among the largest and brightest bodies scientists have discovered in this region of the Solar System.

Credit: NSF–DOE Vera C. Rubin Observatory/NOIRLab/SLAC/AURA Image Processing: M. Jurić (UW), D. de Martin & M. Zamani (NSF NOIRLab)

ALT This image shows the orbital pathway of newly discovered dwarf planet candidate 2026 ED138 (ED138), as observed by NSF–DOE Vera C. Rubin Observatory. This image is a composite of multiple images captured by Rubin between 4 March and 11 July 2026 at intervals indicated by the teal circles. ED138 is visible at the center of each circle. ED138 was found by Rubin Operations team member and in-Kind contributor Matthew Holman (Center for Astrophysics | Harvard & Smithsonian), who contributes to improving Rubin's algorithms that search for distant moving objects in our Solar System. Its distance from the Sun places it beyond the orbit of Pluto, and initial analysis indicates that it may be among the largest and brightest bodies scientists have discovered in this region of the Solar System. Credit: NSF–DOE Vera C. Rubin Observatory/NOIRLab/SLAC/AURA Image Processing: M. Jurić (UW), D. de Martin & M. Zamani (NSF NOIRLab)

PERTURABO🟦⬜️🟩 · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:53 AM UTC

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Washed up millennial uncs who became MAGA niggers after the end of the alt right and the ‘dissident right’ are some of the most annoying people on here

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