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johnny wearing the exact same fit as steve harvey is so fucking funny
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i asked my work neighbor to borrow a pen and she stuck this through the door lmao
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This can’t be the tatt you talking about
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This just happened, and maybe this is where it all ends:
Got an elevator with 3 people.
One guy (with his wife), sarcastically: “anyone ever tell you you…” and stops.
Me (amused): yes, but you’re the first today.
His wife: “I’m sorry, I tried to stop him from doing the joke” – at Billings, MT
Patrick Egan retweeted
[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk
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A family of Cheetah sleep with the forest guard every night.The Forest Dept wanted to investigate this this claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Not sure if the storyline is true but the Bonding is genuine and amazing. #animals





















