One of those ‘consultants’. Writer @con_soc. Formerly MP, Cabinet PPS, BBC, politics & media in 🇬🇧 & 🇦🇺. “One of the Parliament’s worst jokes”: Private Eye.

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Peter Heaton-Jones retweeted
Best anecdote in Carol Thatcher's book about her father is when Sir Denis boarded a train at Paddington in which the only empty compartment was reserved for Rosewood Psychiatric Hospital. Denis travelled alone and in comfort as far as Reading when "all these chaps piled in", accompanied by a male nurse, who counted them before the train moved off. 'One, two, three, four ... who are you?" "I'm the Prime Minister's husband." "Six, seven, eight, nine..."
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This is top stuff. Sums up every way the BBC has failed Local Radio.
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Today would have been my Dad’s 100th birthday. He was born on 24 October 1926. His parents were both born in the 1890s. He died in 2004. So in just two generations, our family spanned the Victorians to the new millennium. Time’s a weird thing. ❤️
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And here’s a photo of the two teams merging…
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#FBPEs salivating at news that 4m Leave voters have died & 7m kids grown up since 2016, so re-run the Brexit referendum!! That’s not how democracy works. It’s who votes at the time that matters. What else shall we re-run? The 1975 EEC referendum? The Corn Laws election of 1841?
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Exactly this 👇
We absolutely should stop people blaring their phones on speaker, and fare dodgers, and other lower level antisocial impositions on others. I’m glad the government agrees, I’m just waiting to see how they intend to do it.
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And yet these channels are relatively cheap to provide. Cutting them doesn’t save that much money. It’s almost like the BBC is deliberately making high profile cuts in order to make a point….
CONFIRMED: BBC Three’s TV channel is being shut for a second time, as first reported by Deadline last month. BBC Scotland and Radio 4 Extra are also closing as linear services. The switch-off happens in spring 2027. BBC staff were told this morning. deadline.com/2026/10/bbc-tv-…
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Peter Heaton-Jones retweeted
Did the @RoyalParksHalf on Sunday and made it round in 2:22 which was a PB. A gorgeous day and some great sights of the capital as I plodded around to raise funds in memory of my late mum for Macmillan Cancer Support - link is here: justgiving.com/fundraising/r…
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And the lesson here - as I was taught the first day I walked into a radio station in prehistoric times - is NEVER swear in a studio, even if it’s not live.
🟦 CLEAN FEED | And just to add to the announcer's link into today's Saturday Kitchen: "...and please note, there's strong language, right from the start..." And on this occasion Alan Cumming, quite a few people heard him.
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Problems piling up for the PM: * Russian Brexit interference: desperately back-tracking after scolding from security chief; * More ? about his relationship with Man City (that one’s not going away); * Potentially prejudicing a murder trial at PMQs. And that’s before the Budget…
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Great clip for parliamentary procedure nerds…
‘ORDER! Oh, he’s not a member any more is he, apologies!’ My opening remarks at today’s courts and tribunals bill report stage.
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Strictly changed presenters yet still felt stale; Bake Off changed presenters and refreshed itself. That’s the difference.
RATINGS! This might be the first time since moving to Channel 4… that Bake Off has MORE viewers than Strictly. Officials for #Strictly Live Show 1 are at 6.2 million, down a massive 1.5 million on 2025. Meanwhile, #GBBO’s first episode lands at 7.2 million, on par with 2025.
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The travel reporter’s there to give the presenter someone to bounce off. Otherwise they’re just talking to themselves for three hours.
There's no point having travel news on a national radio station.
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The current @bbcweather forecast for Swindon. Harsh.
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Exactly this…
I’m sorry to say the BBC is committing multiple acts of self-harm. Current senior management do not seem to understand that in the changing media landscape the BBC should still be providing content the commercial sector is unwilling or unable to invest in.
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Great clip. The song - apparently written by Bruce himself - includes the lyric, ‘It’s the channel you get for free’ even though you still need a TV licence to watch ITV. ‘Big Night’ was a flop. On BBC1, Larry Grayson took over The Generation Game & got higher ratings than Bruce.
On this day in 1978, Brucie got the whole of the network together for the first edition of Bruce Forsyth's Big Night.
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"Local radio will be made more regional" No wonder morale is low in a service already ravaged by earlier rounds of cuts 😔 Thinking of all those affected by these senseless cutbacks theguardian.com/uk-news/2026… – at Tinwell, England
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BBC staff are correct.
NEW: BBC staff told Matt Brittin today that junior staff were being laid off over “very bloated” senior ranks. It was raised so often on a staff call that meeting chair @annaefoster said it was a theme. Brittin/his deputy said managers will be affected. theguardian.com/media/2026/o…
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Peter Heaton-Jones retweeted
One of the many highlights from the very silly but very enjoyable "Birmingham Tapestry" the Tories have produced this week.
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Interviewer on @BBCr4today told @KemiBadenoch ‘your challenge is to unite the right’. Wrong. @Conservatives win elections by appealing to voters across politics. Eg: 2015: LibDem voters in the South. 2019: Labour voters in the red wall. ‘Broad church’ and all that… #CPC26
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