@PHlLOCHS

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Joined January 2024
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Em@PHlLOCHSJun 3
I new a dude who could lactate when I went to summer camp. The entire cabin milked him at least once.
♀️Ultra TerfysaurusRex♀️Agent 21243@SueDefiant67Jun 2
Men do NOT have milk ducts. They do not produce breast milk. They produce a chemical concoction composed of God knows what and they do it because it's part of their breast feeding fetish. These perverts will fetishize anything-
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This is pretty clear cut parody and protected speech. God bless the first amendment
mauri 🐧@spicynugg19h
at first i thought this was a weird thing to go to court over but then i saw what actually happened…yeah no this is fair
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That factory gay as hell I’d be fucking the shit out of those robots
🌟KARZ🌹🕊️
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Their fate was determined by randomly assigned products. The question is, why would you assign labels to products just to throw them away?
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My biggest impact is milking dudes
ZunkleFunkle 🍝💟@ZunkleFunkleOct 23
"what was your biggest impact on the Internet?" I made a funny post at Jacksfilms' expense and I continue to haunt his existence like a year and a half after the fact.
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7:00 AM: Wake up 8:00 AM: leave for work 9:00 AM: Start work 6:00 PM: get off work 7:00 PM-3:00 AM: jerk off 4:00 AM: go to bed Please someone who’s good at sleeping help me balance my schedule I’m so fucking tired
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No band or musician ever changed how they sounded before. This guy gotta be racist, like the Drifters used an orchestra in the 50’s , Chuck Berry never performed his own material, or Ray Charles, or Little Richard, or Aretha Franklin.
Calvin Betton@CalvbettonOct 24
Yeah. The Beatles were overrated.
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“Mike Roger’s is for *ahem* they/them” what the fuck????
CUBS WORLD@CubsWorld80Oct 24
Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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The only thing I could think of for a lot of the film was how I thought Billy Evan’s looked kinda like Dax Flame and it took me out of the movie a little bit
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how billy was moving in you can see everything lowkey
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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What the FUCK is she doing??
perpetually exhausted@nayutasuhjohnnyOct 24
On September 8th a fan told #Tamara from the @theh3podcast on her stream that they were cheated on by their girlfriend of 9 years…. 🥶
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My favorite movie of 2026, no question. Incredibly fascinating and, in many ways, disturbing. I will definitely need to watch it again. Nathan Fielder is a fascinating and unique interviewer and his ability to know when to press a question was just awesome. 10/10
Em@PHlLOCHSOct 25
I will see everything
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Not to mention a fantastic score. Go watch it
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I will see everything
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H3H3 is a fat zionist Idubbbz a cuck Leafy is fat and balding Pewdiepie wasn’t that funny FilthyFrank makes ass music Pyrocynical a fat porn addict Keemstar is a bald retard At the end of the day, we all agree that Fouseytube is the greatest YouTuber of all time
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@viotubingOct 23
DUDE WHAT ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS??? IM 💀💀💀💀
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Paleolithic Tungs
Nord Division Zigger Hunter@Chiyoko_DesuOct 23
This might be the funniest propaganda work of all time
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Was Ethan starving her? Jesus Christ
Jay Bond@2Planetary2ConOct 23
The world you were born into no longer exists
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Once again he outlives another internet career.
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“You’re completely correct and very handsome but don’t say it because AI bad” very baffling, why would i compare it to another dogshit show with completely different visuals that I haven’t watched at all
Em@PHlLOCHSOct 23
It feels like they’re gonna start telling me about their losercore playlist
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girthy kings are oppressed by a lengthnormative society, girthy demons can overcome it #girthspo
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“I want you to have this” “What is it” “It’s the official losercore playlist”
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