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X-BF TEMBO

@PLUTO__II

Retired Lover Boy.. I shamelessly speak my mind..Devoted☪️🕋 •GGMU• Mom,its okay!😪💔😞

 Niggas know
Joined July 2023
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Im still to understand if the phones in Zim cant snap this good
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Buckle (@nigel_teddyy) profile pictureBuckle@nigel_teddyy8h
When your girl leaves a breakup note on your PS5 saying "this isn't working" but you turn it on and it works perfectly fine
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One room ma1, kuti ubike in this heat mansion yotanga kutopisa bigtime woti rega ndibatidze fan wakutosvorwa ne royco😭
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I'm a broke gent, i don't know how i still get girls😭🙌
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4 hours ago is like 3am!!! 👐🏻😂
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Hon. Takudzwa Titus Nyanhanga (@SirTitusVeTech) profile pictureHon. Takudzwa Titus Nyanhanga
@SirTitusVeTech16h
I understand kudadirwa😂😂 but kuzondidadira nePoland??
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rap connoisseur (@breezyZW2) profile picture
rap connoisseur
@breezyZW2Oct 28
Leave uninterested women alone
Kharis (@kharis_micheal) profile pictureKharis
@kharis_michealOct 28
stop forcing shit… if she’s not giving you the same effort and energy, cut her off
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oso@boogiesgpOct 27
Niggas used to argue for three years in YouTube comments
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All the best🫵👍
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Scottland Football Club (@ScottlandFC) profile pictureScottland Football Club
@ScottlandFC22h
🚨🚨WE’RE PROMISING MABVIRAVIRA 🔥🔥 Midfielder Moses Shidolo is promising fireworks as Scottland take on Caps United at Rufaro Stadium in a @CastleLagerPSL MatchDay 32 clash tomorrow. Kick Off is 3pm! #Mabviravira
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Uncle Flo!@uncleflo_21h
Ndaane about 6 months ndiripama1 non-stop.🙌🏾
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😆😂💀When he is done with you :
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Tjoh this girl talks too much fok, apa she loves calling haakh🚮🫠
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All the best🫵👍
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Scottland Football Club (@ScottlandFC) profile pictureScottland Football Club
@ScottlandFC22h
🚨🚨WE’RE PROMISING MABVIRAVIRA 🔥🔥 Midfielder Moses Shidolo is promising fireworks as Scottland take on Caps United at Rufaro Stadium in a @CastleLagerPSL MatchDay 32 clash tomorrow. Kick Off is 3pm! #Mabviravira
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So soccer will just go on without a trophy called CR7 ???
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My first time taking weed was crazy
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@hotcoolkeedSep 14
when you high AF you just lay there hoping you don’t pass on.
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Whenever i see weed i feel like this😞😂ah
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😭I don't even remember how to
ExpensivePeople (@LynieMahl) profile pictureExpensivePeople@LynieMahl22h
I haven’t kissed in a while and it’s messing with my brain chemistry
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Ahhh💀💀😂😂😂😂
Shuzy🎀🦄✨ (@HelenChish) profile pictureShuzy🎀🦄✨@HelenChishOct 28
Ah p*nyo panu mweh
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My whole life in Zurich 🧘
The Honey Badger👷🏿‍♂️ - Rocksta Pemurai🎸 (@iamryantanaka) profile pictureThe Honey Badger👷🏿‍♂️ - Rocksta Pemurai🎸@iamryantanakaOct 28
What if it all works out?
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Yall ever seen long ass??💀😭
☻𝐢Ce (@I_MIsaacMatthew) profile picture☻𝐢Ce
@I_MIsaacMatthewOct 28
Even Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway, no long reach this yansh 🤧
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ohhsama_@uMangena_Oct 28
Waiting for your reply 👍🏼
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𝓒. (@chloesweetsx) profile picture𝓒.@chloesweetsxOct 26
I love me a direct man, tell you me you just tryna crack, don’t pretend you in love with me.
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I envy my age mates who got married and settled so early.
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Meanwhile the Morden War🙆🏻‍♂️😂
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Dickens Friday (@KaKa_Office) profile pictureDickens Friday
@KaKa_OfficeOct 27
Isn't this the Guy always besides Museveni nga Taseka, 🤔 Bro is hard.
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