Our Statement on ‘The Dumplings (Apple Pie)’

Remember this: when everyone goes to get gas in the future, you must tell the gas station attendant how many liters to add, rather than how much money’s worth, and even more importantly, don’t say directly to fill it up completely #gaspump

Oh, my goodness! #whoareyou

Then put it on a scale to weigh it, ensuring that each one conforms to the standards #injection

That scared me! A little bug just ran out of this. Oh no #colby

Today happens to be the Day of Throwing Away Illness. I'm sending out 3 flowers #gerbert #mouthful #wholefamily

With all the harm The Dumplings (Apple Pie) has caused this feels like the worst October 7th ever

Any future return, if a return is even allowed by the people we harmed, happens only after we have been made smaller. Smaller is the direction. We do not get to decide when smaller is enough #cancelled

How many times you really been here, twin? #thedumplings

Colby... she ain’t new here, twin #thedumplings

Grab it while the bids are still crazy low ebay.io/m/uFZFXS #dealcity

You know, people who make milk from cows, car mechanics, people who keep us safe #gerbert #alittle

Not exactly ‘captain all ears’ and ‘first officer blunt’ lol

Listen to me, my child, and don't you dare ignore me again. Five people have already had the courage to disregard this message, but you won't be the sixth to make that mistake. I want you to understand how deeply I love you, and I ask only one thing. Share this video with someone immediately. If you do, I promise to send two angels directly to your home today to cleanse your life of all negativity. The choice is yours. Ignore this video and miss out on these blessings, or stay here, even if you choose not to engage further. Know that my love for you remains. I have a divine message to deliver to you. God has sent me with news of an extraordinary change about to happen in your life. He instructs you to prepare, for the happiness coming your way will be unmatched. Those who criticize you and envy you will be astonished by this transformation, bringing victory and prosperity. If you believe in this blessing that's on the way, write A-M-E-N in the comments #gerbert