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he almost bit me with his NASTY teeth when i put this on <33

when i record vocals at home i legitimately do this 🙊

you’re the type of guy i would push Up the stairs

i love to dancing and i love my shrimp

when you were the tenderest member of the threesome but you also didn’t sleep after when the other 2 zonked out, you just kept listening to the same 8 songs on repeat blaring from one of their phones and you couldn’t muster the energy to turn it off and now every time you hear

walk your inner dog

farting to the beat of “Alive” by Morgan Garrett at full volume while my deaf dog sleeps unperturbed

i forget who does this song can anyone tell me please?

my besties are the besties

my uncle Salasopa, shoutout RIP

where’s christ garcia

i might be needing a baseball bat that is twice as long

sent davey a foot pic i hope it helps him healing process

love my friends

ate pilikaki over rice for late swift supper it was fira