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Count the number of assaults going on here, NOT carried out by the security staff..
They think it’s a fucking free for all to grab people’s hair and get digs in!
#Reform
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Thomas ‘Square Bob Racist Face’ Moffitt has been arrested in London for allegedly calling a woman a P***.
Of course it would be a woman. This is the same creep who laughed at me for being a child sexual abuse survivor.
Vile hate filled misogynist.
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Congratulations Brasil😍
They didn't let the parasite in.
🇧🇷🎉 Parabéns, Brasil!
O Brasil venceu! Lula venceu!
Um grande perigo passou longe do povo brasileiro.
Graças a Deus! 🙏❤️
State of this daft cunt making threats she can't keep, let alone the fucking racist gramps she's whoring over and crying for. 😂
Emma got her dense fraggle arse handed to her with sarcasm for spinning tall tales of utter right wing bollocks, and she lost her dippy fuckwit shit. 😂
Enjoy the few twitter floor copper coins if the machine paid out.
Watching you drown in your own shit, worth it. 😏
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
Right wing go at Spoons over a poppy ban, that never happened.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 😂
#Poppygate
Wetherspoons in Gosport, WHAT the FUCK has just gone on? 🤭
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This is what solidarity looks like: Two children’s laureates to give royalties to Sally Rooney after her UK sales halted theguardian.com/books/2026/o…
Is this comedy for people on LSD?
No one gives a fuck what you think, say or publish.
The Green party overwhelmingly voted for Zack, at public ballots.
Take your silly little atrocity loving club, and fuck off.
I’m sticking with the guy who is Jewish by the way, calling out the war crimes and acts of genocide.
BY ISRAEL and Jewish people, cos you seem to be fucking missing that bit.
At our October Plenary Meeting, The Board of Deputies of British Jews has overwhelmingly voted to declare that the Green Party of England and Wales, by having adopted an antisemitic platform, has become a racist party.
bod.org.uk/board-declares-gr…
ALT At our October Plenary Meeting, The Board of Deputies of British Jews has overwhelmingly voted to declare that the Green Party of England and Wales, by having adopted an antisemitic platform, has become a racist party.
Political Satirical retweeted
Reform slips to third
nation.cymru/news/reform-sli…
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First Danny Kruger, now Robert Jenrick. Why do these gutless turncoats find it so hard to answer whether calling Kemi Badenoch a “Nigerian scammer” is racist?
If Raheem Kassam is just “a journalist”, and not a key part of Nigel’s inner circle, why are they protecting him?
‘Is calling Kemi Badenoch a “Nigerian scammer” racist, yes or no?’
‘…I’m not on your show to talk about what a journalist has tweeted.’
Reform's Robert Jenrick refuses to engage with @Lewis_Goodall's question about Raheem Kassam's comments on the Tory leader.
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Hard right politics doesn’t work — the start I hope of a trend.
theguardian.com/world/2026/o…
He was not fucking inoccent you rancid blurt.
Behave with your bullshit.
280 community notes from just ONE person. Just incredible. Every day people wake up and just fictionalize narratives about me. I work for Russia, I work for the Vatican, I work for Israel, I’m funded by Qatar, I’m getting a divorce, I’m a lesbian, I was in love with Charlie, I secretly hated Charlie, I have a mansion that houses my illegal 8 nannies, my husband is Mi6, I’m reading ads for the Mossad, I’m hiding money in secret LLCs for fear of bankruptcy. I plan to flee to Russia.
I’m Time’s Most Vile Person of the year.
Like what actually is there left to make up about my life. Where do we go from here? I want you guys to think carefully about this while I’m on maternity leave because I think I’ve made it clear that I AM NOT LETTING THE DEEP STATE, PUBLIC ASSASINATION OF CHARLES JAMES KIRK GO. He was an innocent young man who didn’t deserve the betrayal and death sentence he received.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!