fuck around and find out is a thing for a reason.
Secret Lair
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@JDVance
This man needs to be made an ambassador of American Goodwill or something.... he does a kickoff to summer with traditional American values each year for the last 32 years, and is an American Treasure. It's not Summer until Joe Nolan says it is!
@realDonaldTrump
@DonaldJTrumpJr
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Gohan you Cheeky boyy!!!
Piccolo: taught him how to dodge
Roshi: taught him When to dodge
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“It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake. They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know”
Christina Hendricks addressed the speculation about her breasts being real or implants
somehow, @RiffTrax missed this one
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Dina Meyer boldly dared director Paul Verhoeven to strip naked behind the camera before she would agree to film the iconic, co-ed military shower scene in Starship Troopers
When the cast voiced intense discomfort about having to film a completely nude scene in front of a fully clothed production crew, the actress playing Dizzy Flores stepped up and challenged the filmmakers to drop their own clothes if it was truly "no big deal"
Taking the dare entirely seriously, Verhoeven and cinematographer Jost Vacano immediately shed their pants to direct the sequence in their undergarments.
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🇯🇵 Japanese weather reporter Saya tried to speak in English to her international audience. She couldn't say much but it was really cute of her to try!
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Robert Patrick’s T2 cameo in Wayne’s World was saved by a kid.
Patrick played it like a regular cop until producer Hawk Koch’s son blurted, “That’s not funny.” Realising they had the T-1000 on set, they leaned in.
Incredibly, the joke landed just 7 months after T2 hit theatres.
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🚨 BREAKING: Incoming House Judiciary Chair Jamie Raskin promised in an interview that UNIVERSAL GUN REGISTRATION would be one of the Democrats’ top priorities in the upcoming Congress.
It’s barely been 36 hours. They aren’t waiting. They’re coming after your guns.
maybe time to retire JD Advanced
Vance is telling us we have to listen to people who refused to hold the line, people who didn’t vote - and worse - people who voted Democrat. He’s saying we should reward that kind of behavior.
Remember this when he saddles up with Nazis like his buddy Tucker Carlson and tells us that taking our ball and going home is wrong.
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Adult film star Holly Hotwife reveals the pizza guy who once got lucky with her showed up again two years later, with the same result:
“we ordered a pizza and I opened the door.”
“Oh, fuck off. No way.”
“It's the same fucking dude.”
“I'm the pizza dude from like two years ago.”
“You want to finger bang me on the stairs? He was like, fuck yeah.”
“No, no, I'm a fucking celebrity.”
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BREAKING:🚨 Democrats just introduced a bill to ban AI superintelligence, and Americans can get 20 years in federal prison if they use it.
Seems like China is about to win BIG.
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MILLIONS OF BALLOTS TO BE DISCARDED – THE MEDIA AND DEMOCRATS MIGHT BE CELEBRATING TOO SOON! 🤷♂️
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The U.S. Supreme Court has intervened, allowing Virginia to remove non-citizens from its voter rolls.
It is ILLEGAL for non-citizens to vote in U.S. elections!